Weird situation

I've never gone down on a girl. I bet I'd like it. But I'm also betting I'm terrible at it because I'm lazy.


Seems to be the trend of the thread to advise you either to suck it up and go down on her, or break it off.

If you think what she's done is fucked up, then obviously break it off.

haha yah

eating pussy is a fun game.

dare i say, almost as good as worms world party?!?

we've been friends for like 9 months

i just dont want to go down on her the only girl i ever went down on i loved for some reason now i have oral attached to love.

Also i've made her cum on every encounter except for one without the oral and its not like shes giving me any so i dont see why i should suck it up and do it.

haha. "suck it up". ah. but yeah, ^^^ exactly. just be a hedonist like the rest of us.

I can usually tell when i'm not talking to the person over AIM i think i'm talking to... but i geuss it was just one of those times where you didnt even think twice about it... but that fuckin sucks... :\ in your situation, i'd make her feel sooooooooooooooooo guilty and then resume life 1-2 weeks later

dam straight.

the whole issue here is not the AIM conversation.Thats some totally moot and some big time jr high bullshit (sorry teg). The problem at hand is that he can't please his mistress

Just make her a deal - you'll go down on her if she'll go down on you. Make her go first, and blow a big one in her mouth. She'll never ask again...

What's the deal with girls not liking it when you cum in their mouths?

Porn has lied to me all these years.

An ex-g/f of mine had no problems with swallowing. She figured if a guy had no choice going down on a girl, that she didn't have a problem swallowing.

Good times.

I wish all girls embraced that logic.


*wish wish wish

ummm, just keep fucking her and dont care what a gay guy thinks?

if she doesn't like it, than your just not making her want it enough. the only time a girl won't do that shit is when shes in jr high. if she'll give head, she knows how to swallow that wholeload like a champ

Some girls are just frosty bitches about that stuff. Let's face it, most of us will hover down there and lap at their bodily fluids like it's honey so they have no room to complain.

i can't possibly believe kids are sucking each other at that age.

i remember I was 12 and 13 in 8th grade

Sigh.

Haha, now you've gone mad sir. Are the 3D worms games any good?

No offense but that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You'll fuck her day in and day out but only eat out the one you love? What a crock of shit :lol:

I was full throttle sexualy active at age 14, so that doesn't surprise me at all...

you, sir, need to stop taking all that pussy away from the rest of us!

Don't worry, I'm married and have therefore been neutralized...

Hehehe....man, that's great, thanks for sharing your first (?) gay experience!

Lesson learned: Keep it in your pants until it's someone you love.

Lesson learned: Talk to them on the phone, to know it's not a homosexual male talking to you.

I wouldn't count on that. Nowadays, with the skill of some transvestite gays, you need to do an actual penis-check to be sure...

The phone will help so you know you're talking to your "friend" though.

As this thread proves, there's no such thing as "commitment-free" sex, even without the commitments of "accidents" (learn to change diapers) or transmissibility of diseases as seemingly innocuous as genital warts (which lead to cervical cancer in women).

Get over the gay guy thing with regards to her. He's probably her equivalent of the girlfriend you can tell all your secrets to in confidence.

Or he is going to try and fuck you in the ass next time you fall asleep at her house.

... yeah. That too.