This girl is insane!

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  1. Undertaker989

    Undertaker989 New Member

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    The human can opener.

    Undertaker989, Dec 11, 2006
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  2. superman

    superman ?

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    what the fuck
    superman, Dec 11, 2006
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  3. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    You would think a chick would have to be ugly to do that....

    I wonder how many times she has cut her lips open... ouch.
    ninefivezero, Dec 11, 2006
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  4. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    She could circumcize you and give you head simultaneously. Damn.
    smirnoff, Dec 11, 2006
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  5. eyezik

    eyezik Banned

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    I had a friend named Black Mike who could do that.
    eyezik, Dec 11, 2006
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  6. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    Choo-Choo! Train's a-coming.
    Bear, Dec 11, 2006
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  7. Amazing_Creep

    Amazing_Creep New Member

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    I can do that... not nearly as fast, mind you.
    Amazing_Creep, Dec 11, 2006
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  8. Pirate_Nate

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    im going to try and get him to do that
    Pirate_Nate, Dec 12, 2006
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  9. Griffin

    Griffin Might be back

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    hehehe Black mike makes me chuckle. That name just sounds funny to me.
    Griffin, Dec 12, 2006
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  10. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I wouldn't let her anywhere near my privates. She was cuter than a puppy though.
    mistawiskas, Dec 12, 2006
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  11. HEAVY-D

    HEAVY-D Eh?!

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    Bionic mouth?
    HEAVY-D, Dec 12, 2006
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  12. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Bwahahaha....like on the 'Rodger Moore' era Bond movies.
    mistawiskas, Dec 12, 2006
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  13. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    Is he your token black friend? My group of friends had a token black friend named Black J. Although his name came from people getting confused with our other friend, J. So we renamed them with their ethnicity in front.
    Coleman, Dec 12, 2006
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  14. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    hmm... but actually.. she is kinda ugly! Hmm.. not ugly.. but not very hot..

    ah ok, you win
    Lord Kain, Dec 12, 2006
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  15. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    Yeah I immediately thought of Jaws from the old Bond movies
    SoulAssassin, Dec 12, 2006
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  16. ThatHideousStrength

    ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    what the hell is she doing with all those gay sausages..... Oh, they Canadian :p
    ThatHideousStrength, Dec 12, 2006
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  17. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    what the fuck! keep her away from my dick, what is in her mouth that allows that?
    Torx, Dec 12, 2006
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  18. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    That is fucked up. I won't even open a beer bottle with my teeth, for fear of damaging my teeth... :shock:
    MSP, Dec 12, 2006
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  19. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    i saw that the other night...i thought it was old...?
    tex, Dec 12, 2006
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  20. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    one less thing you have to buy for the kitchen
    hans5849, Dec 13, 2006
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  21. Amazing_Creep

    Amazing_Creep New Member

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    You think that's funny? My roommate's highschool liason officer was a black man by name of Constable Lynch.
    Amazing_Creep, Dec 13, 2006
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  22. Nothing.

    Nothing. G-Riot

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    haha, right?

    She's cute, too.
    Nothing., Dec 13, 2006
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