T3D Secret Santa 2012 - Participant Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by czechrboard tassia, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    (Sung to Santa Baby... works best if you imagine a Marilyn Monroe-type performance)

    Secret Santa... a loved tradition over at Tweak 3D.
    We've been an awful good group
    Secret Santa... so IDB the chimney tonight

    Secret Santa... some movie goodies for MSP, hehe.
    And travel items for Nine Fiddy.
    Secret Santa... and maybe something nice for the Jew.

    Great Dane puppies for Sparky
    Smershy's Fest of Brewery's
    Torxy's hat of finest tin
    (GTFIH)(NO HOMO)(REVELATION)

    Secret Santa... what to get for sweet BigWilly?
    Something for the babby?
    Secret Santa... n'oubliez pas de Seigneur Kaine au Québec!

    Secret Santa... Matty & Chris went to NOLA... YOLA! (lo?)
    I bet they had a really good time.
    Secret Santa... I hope that they send out some pralines.

    Let's trim the Tweak 3D Tree
    C'mon Tweak gents (and the one lady)
    Danny Boy's been awful good...
    Should we pitch in for someone to check under his hood?

    Secret Santa... we might not be here after 12-21
    But hey, go out with a bang.
    Secret Santa... a loved tradition at T3D!

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    DEADLINE TO SIGN UP: Sunday 11/11, 9PM Pacific.
    YOU MUST USE THE LINK TO SIGN UP!! (But feel free to drop a note in this thread so we know who's game). Your assignment will be sent out by Tuesday, 11/13.

    And now the important stuff:
    1. $25 gift(s) (not including shipping)
    2. Must arrive before Dec. 24th, Last call before punishment is 1/1/12!
    3. Deadbeats and late-comer cases are gonna be reviewed by me and Dan. As last year, this is subject to bannination.
    4. Noobs are subject to approval.
    5. Don't send crap gifts or shitty old stuff. (However, if you refuse to post a decent amount of info in the interest thread, you don't get to complain about crap gifts!)

    A note on shipping:
    You can choose the shipping method that suits you. But beware! Regular USPS or Canada post can be long, especially during the Holidays. Thus, we suggest using a courier or any express mail service. Tracking numbers are also a plus, because if your gift gets lost, you won't be considered as a deadbeat.
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  2. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    Since I was spurned in the ss song again this year I'm boycotting.

    And I'm also a liar, just to make it clear ;)
  3. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    Bravo Tassia, Bravo! That was beautiful!

    I'm going to take a week to contemplate joining in again. You guys have always been good to me, and it's a whole heap of fun buying gifts for you weirdos. I'm just minimally employed and have to start paying back my student loans soon. I really love the tradition though, so I'll probably suck it up and do it again this year. I'll let you know before the deadline. :)
  4. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    Then can I borrow $25?
  5. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    I guess i dont post as much to be included :(
  6. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    It's my fault guys... Been relatively absent for a lot of the last few month. As such, the squeakiest wheels get the lines. You know I love all of you equally!
  7. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    It's okay, you can make it up to us in the NSFW section.
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  8. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Whelp. I'm the diddly so guess I'll have to participate.

    Edit: apparently I'm a squeaky wheel! Harrumph!
  9. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    I'm in! Done this too many years to give up now!

    ~Will Courtier~
  10. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    It's prohibited to give crap gifts. But nothing is mentioned about crafts, poetry, etc!!! Just a hint... :)
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  11. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    I was gonna join this time until I read that post. Poetry?

    "There once was a man named Kain
    whose rules were quite insane.
    As they included poetry
    wanted by nobody,
    it made deciding quite a pain."

    (That one's on the house :p )
  12. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    But you know what? I'm in. Thanks guys! I'm not going to make paper maché ash trays or anything. but I'm sure I can put something worthwhile together. Also, this'll be my only SS this year. Last year I did the Reddit SS too to make it into the Guinness Book of Records.
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  13. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    JZL:

    I said that because if I recall well, Sparky has a site a site about novels and poetry and there was even a book one time I think...
  14. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    No shit? Link for the lazy?
  15. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    Haha! I don't want to derail this thread, but yeah, I have a portfolio of my work that I might have posted things from on here. I mostly write short stories and flash nonfiction (B.A. in English - Creative Writing) and I'm also an avid photographer. Unfortunately, that portfolio only represents a small amount of my work since I've been busy lazy about it post-graduation. My most recent writing endeavor is a blog where I recreate bizarre recipes from vintage cookbooks, but I've also blogged about backyard gardening for the last two years. Just as cool as Fiddy's adventures, right? ;)

    And, as Kain said, one of my photos made it as the cover of the literary journal, Aerie. Watch out though, it's kinda NSFW. I heard of at least one instance where a copy was confiscated by a professor who thought it was porn. :)

    Anyway, enough whoring myself out. Back to Secret Santa! :p
  16. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    Thx, I'll take a looksie. I remember the Aerie purple drawers. Nice one.
  17. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    I haven't participated in the past few years but this year I am all in.
  18. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    Then I'm in :)
  19. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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  20. djsoulriot

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    I'm in, as usual
  21. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    Hi kids and squids,
    Here's the list of people who filled out the form:

    Tassia
    Jackalope
    BigWill
    Mr. Ali
    Octane
    djsoulriot

    So I need the following people to fill out the form so I can send out the assignments:
    Kain
    Sparky
    Smersh
  22. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    I signed up. Last year I got a pocket pussy and a dildo. I keep them on my ship, and throw them at random people underway.
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  23. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    i love TweakSS and always got great stuff, but not gonna participate this year. my financials are super tight within the SS timeframe.
    so imma stand on the sidelines this year and get jealous. :p
  24. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    Okay okay, I'm in. I've got some good gifting ideas though, don't be scurred. ;)
  25. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    @Sparky no one wants your Libertarian poems. :mad:
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