Help! I need somebody. Help!

Discussion in 'OT Graveyard' started by Mr. Ali, Aug 20, 2005.

  1. CHEDaddy

    CHEDaddy New Member

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    with a slimey Dirty Sanchez. MAKe sure you get a little vaseline mixed in there.
  2. Nothing.

    Nothing. G-Riot

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    nah I'd go for the chile dog.
  3. CHEDaddy

    CHEDaddy New Member

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    Which would never be complete without a good Bismarck.
  4. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    I'm the king of rude, I won't even buy family members when I visit for birthdays. Gift giving is a waste of fucking time. Unless you're spending a lot of money you're just buying them useless shit they'd never even buy themselves.
  5. rx

    rx Sister Fister

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  6. integra00

    integra00 Junior Member

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    Starting a small fire in ur moms panties
    get her a tshirt and a dildo .. if she doesnt like the shirt she can go fuck herself.
  7. Amazing_Creep

    Amazing_Creep New Member

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    I, in a similar situation bought her a large vibrator... it was her favorite gift... lol....

    Dammit Ali, shoulda gone with the vibrating anal beads.
  8. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    Ah humor. :lol: