Happy Fathers Day Bigwill!

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  1. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    happy fathers day to those, and those that are fathers to be.

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    Thread title fixed. -Juball
  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    bah humbug!
  3. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    thx for the reminder
  4. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I got a father's day BJ first thing this morning, it's going to be a good day... :D
  5. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    It's funny that today, it's Father's Day AND National Aboriginal Day in Canada. The joke has a further solid foundation. :D

    Happy Father's Day to all the other fathers out there. Hope your day is turning out better than mine.
  6. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Took my dad out to dinner last night with the brother and sister, today taking him up a big tree (130 feet?) at the garden where he works.
  7. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    Instead of buying my dad a card this year I decided to put the $5 towards something practical and bought him 2 lbs. of Hormel Black Label bacon. He was very happy to wake up to a full breakfast of bacon and eggs plus a huge plate of bacon for himself.

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  8. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Now that is a thoughtfull son....good man!
  9. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    I made my dad this last night and frosted it this morning:

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    Mmm, carrot cake with whipped cream cheese frosting! I mixed some banana in the batter. Om nom nom!

    It's a shirt with a penis drill on it!
  10. couturedharlot

    couturedharlot couture with a chaser

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    i'm with you on this one...wtf bigwill?

    i just got back from taking my dad to NYC for the day with the rest of the family. we took him on one of those double decker site seeing buses. he's wanted to do it forever (the rest of us were less than thrilled since my siblings both have lived in NYC for over 10 years). it actually wasn't too bad though. got to see NYC from a different perspective at least.
  11. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    Why does the title say BigWill? Did he get crowe preggy?
  12. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    I :heart: Seven
  13. couturedharlot

    couturedharlot couture with a chaser

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    first off, fuck you.

    second, i was referring to when the fuck did will becoming an expecting father?
  14. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Scrubbin has sand in his vagina.
    I would hate to know you in person. I've never known someone to say such over the top offensive shit over a misunderstanding.
  15. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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  16. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    i dont know why but i cant stop laughing at that. did you pull "tombstone standing" out of your ass or did i miss something.

    kudos to juball on fixing the thread title
  17. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Yes yes yes, more tree climbing pictures from me :p

    So I told my dad I'd take him climbing (of course he is the one who got me into rock and mountain climbing) and he wanted to do this tree at the garden where he is the Senior Gardener and has worked for 20 years.

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    So that is the tree, measured (by my ropes) at 145 feet tall. While we were up there, someone on the ground was like "What are you doing?" To which my dad replied "I'm the senior gardener here, we are just checking the health of the tree" Hahaha... right, we were working :p

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    The base of the tree.

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    The way up.

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    At the top (well, as close as we could get) at 130 feet. He really liked getting up there, really got a kick out of it. "I've worked here 20 years, and I've never gotten a perspective on the garden like this one." So naturally while we are up there he keeps talking about his plans for what to work on, what to change, etc.

    Then it started to rain. HARD. Like, thunder, lightening, hail, just dumping like I haven't seen in a long time. Lightening + tallest tree in the area = get down fast!

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    To give an idea of the rain, back on the ground. Paths instantly turned to rivers, and we were soaked in just a few minutes.

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    This is a blocked drain in the parking lot. Keep in mind this is maybe 5 minutes of rain. Cleared the drain off and it made a fun little whirlpool that sucked all the water down in 3 or 4 minutes.

    Then we walked around the garden some more, and went to a taco truck for lunch. I just burned him a CD of the pictures I took and printed out a picture of us at the top of the tree for him to put in his office.

    Good fathers day gift I think. Hell, it's probably the only time I've ever actually done something for fathers day :p
  18. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    It's a reference to a picture Emily posted of herself probably 2 years ago.
  19. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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  20. Dr. Flashpoint

    Dr. Flashpoint Extremely Volatile

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    Holy shit this thread got awesome.

    Vote to change Scrubbin's name to Scrubbin' "White Knight" Bubbles
  21. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    The worst part is I could quote scrubbins about himself and it would apply all the same.
  22. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    Impossible! Scrubbins is never wrong, never whines, or never acts like a 7 year old girl.
  23. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    *Tips hat*
  24. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    LMAO at thread title change! too hilarious.
  25. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Seven.......they're all hawt! Inteligent too.

    Torx.............................see what you started; you trixter you;). (preggo reference)
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