do you use Myspace?

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  1. rx

    rx Sister Fister

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    then read this... a friend sent it to me.

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    So why is it that all you see nowadays are 6th, 7th, and 8th grade hoes dressing up in halters and lingerie to show off and flaunt what they don't have? Like, put a shirt on and go study. That's what you damn middle schoolers should be doing anyway. But if you really want the attention that bad, you might as well be naked. You've already exploited yourself. Why not go 100%? That'll get the attention you so stupidly desire for.

    "Oh yeah, I'm so popular. Look, I have 9483498094240 friends, and I haven't even met more than half of them! But it's okay, it makes me seem well known!" HAHAHA, shove a stick up your ass, you loner. Having a numerous number of friends doesn't make you popular. It makes you look stupid and pathetic when you haven't even met most of them in person. Dumbasses.

    And what is it with the chain-letters? Oh, "Tom's gonna delete you", "A girl's gonna come kill you if you don't repost this." It's all bullshit. You really think someone actually has enough time to moniter the 90,000,000+ people on Myspace and KILL every single person who doesn't repost? Reality check, get a life you piss faces.

    And how about those lame ass bulletins that say "New pictures! Go comment them!" You're just dying for more attention aren't you, you bitches? Commenting pictures and having like, 493820498 comments on your main page doesn't make you popular. It's irritating. So stop annoying people. =)

    Okay, and now to those prissy little girls who always post up pictures of themselves with a comment like "I'M SO UGLY!" Damn, like, "STFU, you're NOT ugly. And even if you WERE, you wouldn't have posted up those ............' pictures anyways!" You're looking for an excuse for people to say you're pretty, even when you know you already are. Oh, but you just have to make people feel sorry for you, huh? You want the glory and the praise. ........ YOU and get some self-esteem, you dumb ass hoes.

    Okay, so I've picked on the girls, and now it's time for the guys. What is it with you testosterone driven bastards anyway? Stop sending friend requests because you think the girls are hot or some stupid crap like that. NEWSFLASH, you're probably NOT going to get a chance with them, so you might as well BACK OFF and let them be in a relationship that doesn't involve .................. and online "I really miss you's." Honestly, it's pathetic.

    And, stop posting pictures of your "Godly bodies" and your chiseled abs. No one cares. We want to get to know YOU, not your steroid filled stomach. Sheesh. Do us a favor and move the camera up about 2 feet so we can see your face. Then we might be interested, you Viagra driven fools.

    If this offended anyone,( good you are a ............ AND)you are listed in one of the categories listed above. If you're laughing and agree with everything on here, repost this. (cause im here laffin my ass off)

    Repost, not reply

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    so true... but the author missed out people who make an account and add thousands of people a day to constantly spam them and beg to complete freeipod offers. now those people I really hate.
  2. thadood

    thadood I Am The Black Wizards

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    Bahaha, so true.
  3. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    So the "............" are gaps for cuss words?

    I share the same sentiments as far as myspace users.


    This girl (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...file&friendID=22712568&Mytoken=20050801022304) is like 11 and wants a guy with a fine body. All she's gonna get is a hot throbbing cock for her ass after she musters the stupidity/courage to meet some of the pricks on myspace.

    Hahha, she denied my friend request that I sent her last month. Maybe she's smarter than I thought.
  4. ThatHideousStrength

    ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    AHAHAHAHAHA, I bet Mr. Ali will be adding them sooooon.

    j/k
  5. NoseMaster

    NoseMaster Horrible Person

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    Uhm all girls are like this irl also...
  6. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    Whoa...whoever wrote that needs to stop browsing myspace.
  7. Jamsan

    Jamsan Junior Member

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    myspace is for fags
  8. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    I've met/know like 85% of the people on my friend list. So eat it.
  9. Nothing.

    Nothing. G-Riot

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    Yeah I know most of the people on myspace...

    Some of them I don't want to know, and I have actually considered just getting rid of them. I hate a lot of people on myspace.

    That guy has explained some people I don't like.
  10. integra00

    integra00 Junior Member

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    I've fucked 85% of the people on my friendlist :twisted:
  11. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    BUT you have a myspace...
  12. Karrionhardt

    Karrionhardt New Member

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    I'm not a huge fan of MySpace, but our account has enabled us to recruit a goodly amount of local models we wouldn't have otherwise. So the end justifies the means.

    But GOD....just the thought of trying to maintain any kind of social circle through that fucking site makes shivers run up my spine.
  13. thadood

    thadood I Am The Black Wizards

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    I got myself an acount on folkcom.com =) It's a white pride myspace.
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    3dfxtwkr New Member

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    thx for reminding me that i still need to delete my account :)
  15. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Pretty everyone in the city I live in has Myspace, so it's a really good tool for meeting people with similar interests. Everyone on my friends list I know in person except for one person from T3d, I think It was Nothing. I don't have a shitload of friends, but I only add people I'd talk to.
  16. rocadelpunk

    rocadelpunk Junior Member

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    wow
    that's a lot of racism

    http://www.folkcom.com/view_profile.php?id=3541

    lol

    she's a skinhead who likes straylight run, taking back sunday, death cab and bright eyes...

    ahem?
  17. ivwshane

    ivwshane We are all old school!

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    I don't like trendy websites like my space but alot of my friends do and from what I've seen of it the original message sounded pretty accurate.
  18. NoseMaster

    NoseMaster Horrible Person

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    I only use it when my irl friends leave me comments like "omgarsh u r so sexc!!!" (guys.), and when random ugly/fat girls add me
  19. log1c

    log1c The Underwriter

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    holy crap, all the myspace pages are SOO crappy... I think I could have written better code for myspace than they can. and I can't even code! Wow, very disappointing, and just from a quick peek through ppl at my high school, yes, i'd have to agree with that guy's original comments. :shock:
  20. Pope John

    Pope John the most modest.

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    I have tons of friends from school. Myspace enables me to keep in touch with them without stressing my schedule by hanging out and such.

    I like myspace.
  21. msgwtco

    msgwtco Divides by Zero

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    I use myspace for that purpose mainly.
  22. log1c

    log1c The Underwriter

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    i use facebook
    much better system, and it's not annoying with totally horrible tables and it doesn't give ppl the option of making BRIGHT NEON GREEN backgrounds with HOT PINK text...
  23. NoseMaster

    NoseMaster Horrible Person

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    Haha, god I want to fucking bitchslap everyone who has that color scheme.
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    she's a ho
    "Prostitution? Disgusting/degrading...but desperate times call for desperate measures."

    ...think she will suck off a black dood for the right money?
  25. travisty08

    travisty08 Junior Member

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    i know everyone on my myspace except "tom."

    i havn't checked my myspace in about a month, i should probably get rid of it.