Damn, already drunk? Isn't it like 830 on your time? Thats early to be drinking, I'm in cali so it's 530 right about now, just almost time for me to be getting off work. And who drinks on fucking Tuesday?!??!
today is the first day of my two-day spring break. i got up at noon (first time i've gotten enough sleep in months), took a shower, gave myself a full hair blow out, full make up, got dressed to go out and... now i'm sitting on the couch with my whole foods salad crying my way through the biggest loser. the funny thing: its been a really awesome do-nothing day.
I thought this was funny.... Sorry 950..... I worked job #1 and it was boring.... I don't work job #2 tonight.... I am sitting at home drinking a six pack or two of Guinness Draught by myself....because I suck at life..... I might do some angry masturbation later.... maybe....
Let's see, an off topic thread in an off topic forum, brilliant! what'll they think of next? I have four catz.
Dude, earlier you were complaining about drinking alone? What the hell is wrong with you. learn to drink dammit oh, and bone that chick
I hate how people claim to have Irish descent on St. Patrick's Day. Like it's a fucking holiday for them.
Did ya's know that Saint Patrick wasn't Irish...he was English.... and the orignal celebrated color was blue...not green....?
WOooooooo Saint Patricks! My favorite holiday of the year. And I am in Costa Rica Friday by dinner time. Life is good. I fucking love green beer.
One it's Saint Patty's Day Two I'm in college I'm drunk everynight Three Chicken Bacon Ranch was the best thing ever invented
Too black for me. I got my hair cut, picked up some paperwork from my dentist, took a shower, dropped off my clothes at the dry cleaners, picked up dinner, went to class, destroyed my old box spring, I'm taking a break now, then I'm going to write my check to the IRS, mail stuff to my dad, and possibly clean my apartment. That is after work, I still have to call this girls number I have.
I do! Yaaaaay for rum/coke. I may go get my second in here in a bit. Work didn't suck but I had an estimate done for new carpet. I didn't realize how fuckin expensive it can be and it's not even the whole house...damn. Do the black chick! Doooooo it
Just got back from having a few beers at the pub. St. Patty wasn't famous for being Irish. We celebrate the fact he brought Christianity to Ireland.....err I mean we get hammered.