Any dream interpreters here?

http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10598884

I'm too lazy to copy, paste, and retag the whole thing. Sorry kids.

EDIT- Owned by wrong link. Thanks Pope.

I don't get what this has to do with dreams...

You dream of being a depressed 30 year old man?

Haha, wrong link.

Hours passed in your dream? Dreams supposedly happen in real time, so what you experienced was not a dream... it was a coma induced fantasy. You didn't take a nap, you took a coma.

Hahahaha, Dane Cook.


And sorry for the dream interpretation, but I got nothing on this. But I do have a query:

Do you dream in first-person or third-person perspective?

I myself have only dreamed in third-person perspective. I have no memory of dreams where I am in first-person. But my girlfriend says she dreams in first-person more often than not. I'm trying to decide which of us is the crazy one.

i think your pregnant.

First-person, more often than not.

That could be it.

Im always first person.


And Dreams arnt real time.


And I died in a dream yesterday.

And my mom ate dinner with them after watching them kill me. Because for some reason I could see thier banquent dinner when i was dead.