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Posted: April 1st, 2002 Written by: Tuan Huynh Introduction It’s been a while since we at Tweak3D have written a new Tweak Guide; this time around we’re going to take a different approach. Since you’re probably getting tired of our computer related How to’s, we’re going to show you how to be Azn in this How To. It’s not as easy as everyone says to be Azn (pronounced Asian!). It might appear to be easy, but it is extremely hard to be a true Azn. First thing is the way you dress. To be a true Azn, you have to pimp yourself in all the preppy clothing brands. That means you have to sport nothing but name brand clothing from brands such as Nautica, Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, Polo, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, and the list goes on, pretty much anything preppy. This means khaki pants, and a nice shirt, not a t-shirt, but a long sleeve shirt. Here’s an example of me wearing my white Nautica fleece.  Notice how the Nautica fleece I’m wearing has the Nautica Jeans brand name sewed onto it to show off my fly gear. Next thing you need are accessories, mainly a cell-phone and a watch. For a cell-phone, to be a true Azn, owning a riced out Nokia cell-phone is a definite requirement.  As you see, my cell phone is partially riced out, I put a simulated carbon fiber face plate on it with silver buttons, this should make it so you can dial the phone and play games at up to 25% faster thanks to the simulated carbon fiber! To be Azn you’ll definitely need a Nokia model where you can replace parts such as the faceplates, LED’s, buttons, etc…These phones include the 5100, 6100, 3300, and 8200 series. You can also add flashing lights and bright blue LED’s to make it faster as well!  As for a watch, you’ll need a nice analog watch, preferably Rolex, Movado, Seiko, or Citizen. But for you poor people like me who can’t afford the expensive brands, you could always go with a nice watch made by Fossil or Guess. When it comes to dances that you have to attend, you have to be pimping it as well. First, you have to have a good looking girl for a date, second you have to be balling with cash, and lastly, you have to be pimped out wearing a suite to impress the ladies.  Much like how I was pimping it at my school’s Homecoming Dance last December. As you can see I was wearing a black suit, dress shoes, and also showed up with my cute ex girlfriend. |
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