Zombie shot to death in miami! (gtfih)(gityerguns)(wtf)

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  1. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    WTF is it with weird shit and florida? Must be a geo-magnetic-mass effect-hypo allergenic-idiosyncratic-hysteria type thing.
  4. 86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    the person who's face was being eaten was not dead and felt no sudden urge to get up and try to run away? makes no sense to me.
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    My daughter just showed me this news story. It'll be interesting to get some more detail, as 86mcss said the story doesn't make much sense on it's face.

    EDIT: So far I'm not finding much more to the story. But if you think about it this is always how the zombie movies get started: a few reports of cannibalism in the news and BAM! Full on zombie apocalypse.
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    Today we're fuct and tomorrow we'll be fuctor type shit right there.
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    holy shit, are you fucking kidding me??!?!

    looks like an animal.

    authorities are blaming the incident on a cocaine overdose. whatever, easiest coverup excuse in the books for a zombie attack.
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    Yeah the cocaine story is a bit fishy. I think Miami PD is just trying to save face.
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    KOKANE + heinous shit?
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    I've never know coke to cause that kind of behavior. PCP yes, coke: NO
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    "yes it was the black guy this time"
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    So apparently the guy was smoking bath salts? When the fuck did this become a trend?
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    I guess they sell it for cheap in some sketchy head shops. I've never tried it, it seems pretty stupid. But the news is saying it's LSD-like which is bullshit. Bath salts are a dissociative like PCP/Ketamine. Crazy pictures though. Wonder if he ate the other eyeball.
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    psy-ops run amok? let's blame the man ;)
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    in more news....

    icepick killer thread nsfw. people are going crazy.