I saw an advertisement for "What to do in the zombie apocalypse" on the L the other day. I should've taken a picture of it, it was pretty funny. I'm guessing it was prepared by the CDC, kind of as a joke, but more-so in the reasoning that they are trying to get people to be aware of what to do in an actual disaster, using the zombie apocalypse as an attention-getter because most people would ignore "What to do in a tornado", or similar. Found the CTA advertisement online, here's a picture:
lol wouldn't the world be a much more chill place if people smoked weed instead of doing other drugs? Oh and did anyone see Prometheus? Maybe it isn't zombies... maybe it's aliens!!
"grab any object you can to beat a zombie back to death" I got a real chuckle out of that. Texas is preparing! What a great state. Teach them kids well and theach them young: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012...610?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews&rpc=76
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...e-eating-killer-miami-cannibal-143149305.html so apparently this guy wasn't on bath salts, he really was a zombie!!! but he was smoking pot....
They were smoking pot?! No wonder. I mean, when I smoke weed, I have an urge to kill and eat people. Doesn't everybody? We need to keep this stuff illegal.
The article mentions, and correctly, that there are many synthetic, "designer" substances that can't be tested for. So while he did test positive for Cannabis and negative for the other stuff they tested for, there are tons of other chemicals that aren't usually and don't need to be tested for that could have been in his system. Or he may have simply been batshit crazy.
ohhhhh!!!! now the bubonic plague is making a come back!!!!!!!!!!!! zombies are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muahahahaha http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...escapes-death-cat-bite.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
That's only a couple hundred miles away. At least it's a bit too far for rodents to spread it very fast. Max-cat is a cat of the rodentus fuckemuppus variety.
