You wake up and find out youre mexican...

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  1. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    what do you do?
    Torx, Sep 27, 2011
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  2. Octane91 <smartass comment>

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    Hop in my beat up F150 with 8 of my homies and head to home depot?
    Octane91, Sep 27, 2011
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  3. namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Do I have the same skills, but I also am fluent in Spanish? If so, I think I could get a better job pretty quickly where I live.
    namelessentity, Sep 27, 2011
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  4. Commissar Smersh Big Brother

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    Immediately move my car from the car port to the nearest lawn.
    Commissar Smersh, Sep 27, 2011
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  5. Sparky mouseketeer

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    mustache
    Sparky, Sep 27, 2011
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  6. nidex Hood Rich

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    Damn, somebody already beat me to the Home Depot.

    Get in my Astro van (with clear tail lights), pick up 34 of my cousins and drive to the parts store to get oil for my hair.
    nidex, Sep 27, 2011
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  7. braaains gubble gubble

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    This thread is going to be the shining jewel of T3D.


    Wake up and get in my CRX, head to work at the honda dealer garage.
    braaains, Sep 28, 2011
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  8. Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    Steal some oranges off a produce truck and sell them on the corner.
    Phant0m51, Sep 28, 2011
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  9. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I would take away your job, mang.
    MSP, Sep 28, 2011
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  10. Octane91 <smartass comment>

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    I think by the responses we can tell who is racist and who isn't...

    And for the record, I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally!
    Octane91, Sep 28, 2011
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  11. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Hummm...

    I bang my big tittied latina GF.

    And then..

    I eat tasty enchiladas and burritos!
    Lord Kain, Sep 28, 2011
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  12. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    sounds realistic to me Kain.....
    What else could a person do? :wink:
    mistawiskas, Sep 28, 2011
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  13. Commissar Smersh Big Brother

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    fixed
    Commissar Smersh, Sep 28, 2011
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  14. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    For sure I would wake up to discover myself leaning against a tree or building, in the middle of the afternoon, with my hat pulled down over my eyes.

    mexican-typical-lazy-man-sombrero-hat-thumb18808035.jpg
    MSP, Sep 28, 2011
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  15. 86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    I would realize everyone in the world wants to be me. They want to eat my awesome food. They want to be tanned my awesome color. They want to date my beautiful women. They want to speak my awesome language because they realize when I roll my "R's" their wife wants to sit on my face.

    The list could go on and on.
    86mcss, Sep 28, 2011
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  16. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    ¡Órale!
    -=Lurker=-, Sep 28, 2011
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  17. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    check if head is still there
    Torx, Sep 28, 2011
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  18. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Which one of your heads?
    Lord Kain, Sep 28, 2011
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  19. j0k3r El Chupacabra

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    [video=youtube;wJoaNDPWC0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJoaNDPWC0g[/video]
    j0k3r, Sep 28, 2011
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  20. hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    Get accepted to Harvard before I turn white.
    hans5849, Sep 28, 2011
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  21. ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    immigrant.gif
    ninefivezero, Sep 28, 2011
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  22. integra00 Junior Member

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    Starting a small fire in ur moms panties
    I would join the drug cartels and quickly move up there ranks ... or become a Cop/politician then join the drug cartels and more quickly move up there ranks.
    integra00, Sep 28, 2011
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  23. czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    "Chip in to buy a car, drive back home to get some more cholos" - Tay
    czechrboard tassia, Sep 28, 2011
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  24. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    You stop celebrating "Cinco de Mayo" like the rest of us.
    -=Lurker=-, Sep 28, 2011
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  25. ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    Steal a car stereo and pawn it. Take the $15 I get and buy a bottle of tequila. Drink said tequila and take a siesta. Wake up, have unprotected sex with my girlfriend (the pope won't allow us to wear condoms).
    ShabazKillaX, Sep 28, 2011
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