You wake up and find out youre mexican...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    what do you do?
  2. Octane91 <smartass comment>

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    Hop in my beat up F150 with 8 of my homies and head to home depot?
  3. namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Do I have the same skills, but I also am fluent in Spanish? If so, I think I could get a better job pretty quickly where I live.
  4. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    Immediately move my car from the car port to the nearest lawn.
  5. Sparky mouseketeer

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    mustache
  6. nidex Hood Rich

    Damn, somebody already beat me to the Home Depot.

    Get in my Astro van (with clear tail lights), pick up 34 of my cousins and drive to the parts store to get oil for my hair.
  7. braaains gubble gubble

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    This thread is going to be the shining jewel of T3D.


    Wake up and get in my CRX, head to work at the honda dealer garage.
  8. Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    Steal some oranges off a produce truck and sell them on the corner.
  9. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I would take away your job, mang.
  10. Octane91 <smartass comment>

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    I think by the responses we can tell who is racist and who isn't...

    And for the record, I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally!
  11. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Hummm...

    I bang my big tittied latina GF.

    And then..

    I eat tasty enchiladas and burritos!
  12. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    sounds realistic to me Kain.....
    What else could a person do? :wink:
  13. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    fixed
  14. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    For sure I would wake up to discover myself leaning against a tree or building, in the middle of the afternoon, with my hat pulled down over my eyes.

    mexican-typical-lazy-man-sombrero-hat-thumb18808035.jpg
  15. 86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    I would realize everyone in the world wants to be me. They want to eat my awesome food. They want to be tanned my awesome color. They want to date my beautiful women. They want to speak my awesome language because they realize when I roll my "R's" their wife wants to sit on my face.

    The list could go on and on.
  16. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    ¡Órale!
  17. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    check if head is still there
  18. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Which one of your heads?
  19. j0k3r El Chupacabra

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    [video=youtube;wJoaNDPWC0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJoaNDPWC0g[/video]
  20. hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    Get accepted to Harvard before I turn white.
  21. ninefivezero infinite resolution

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  22. integra00 Junior Member

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    Starting a small fire in ur moms panties
    I would join the drug cartels and quickly move up there ranks ... or become a Cop/politician then join the drug cartels and more quickly move up there ranks.
  23. czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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  24. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    You stop celebrating "Cinco de Mayo" like the rest of us.
  25. ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    Steal a car stereo and pawn it. Take the $15 I get and buy a bottle of tequila. Drink said tequila and take a siesta. Wake up, have unprotected sex with my girlfriend (the pope won't allow us to wear condoms).