Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Jan 13, 2012.
fingers slipped off tp and went into my butthole again.
You are strange.
Did you like it?
Lurker, you realize your drunk posting has the same reaction from the rest of us?
next time i lotion my hands so i can have a better grip on tp.
or i'll just keep my hands dry.
did you feel cleaner afterwards? :lol:
Lick your fingers before, not after . . .
or use more TP.
Wod up method FTW.
Read an article a while back that claimed that men usually fold TP and women wad it up. Perhaps a poll is necessary to get to the bottom of this mystery!
Sex has no bearing. It's a common "off topic" thread on other forums. The results show that it's just how you were taught when you grew up. Some people changed up methods but the majority stayed with what they were taught as a child.
Interesting, I suppose it's like the stand or squat to wipe question. Which is always amusing to see people completely blown away that there's another way to do it.
Stand to wipe? Tilt and wipe (and hope the toilet seat does't skew and go "clack").
Another one is the old "wipe front to rear or vice versa". Girls are supposed to go front-rear. For guys it's always a toss up. (Front to rear myself... who wants shit on their nutsack?)
Like putting toilet paper on the dispenser (over, not under) there shouldn't be much of a question:
Why would you wipe back to front? Your asshole is closer to your front than your back. Also, wiping upward uses the magic of gravity to keep any loose corns or 'flakes' on the tp and off the carpet/your nutsack. Problem?
lmao, i stand slumped over a bit, wiping back to front while holding my balls up. LMAO.
tooo much information..
hahaha, oh shit. That is just the worst visual. Maybe it's time for a new approach after fingering yourself twice in recent history.
Certainly does explain a lot.
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