Whos Getting Ready For the Rapture! May 21st!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, May 17, 2011.

  1. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Yup. The money trail usually tells a story contrary to the words uttered by men.

    Oh wait! here's one of those angels right here: http://blogs.reuters.com/fullfocus/2011/05/20/editors-choice/#a=1

    There has to be something to the prediction though. Just look at this scientific reasoning right here:
    [/sarcasm]
  2. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Still here! Although I think my ass got called out by the rapture. I was shopping at Jungle Jim's earlier and had to run to the bathroom. My ass let loose like it had been commanded by the lord.
  3. Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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  4. Scrubbin_Bubbles My E-Penis Is HUGE

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  5. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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  6. MovingTarget New Member

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    Well.... it's 6pm and I haven't imploded or anything..... so... I guess Arizona is safe... whew! I was so worried too.....bwahahahaaaa
  7. braaains gubble gubble

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    Jake the snake better watch out.
  8. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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  9. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Braaains, that was epic...

    Anyway, I'm still here. I've checked with my Mormon friends too and they're all still here as well. Looks like this one is a compete bust. Macho Man put a stop to it.
  10. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    "The rapture hasn't happened and many Christians are upset... Cheer up, it's not the end of the world!"
  11. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    It may well be the end of Camping's world though. Where is that crazy preacher anyways?
    I want to know what spin he'll put on the outcome. He'll probably say something along the lines of: "humans are all bad, nobody was worthy. "
  12. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    That needs to be on a T-Shirt! :D
  13. Sparky mouseketeer

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    mildly funny
  14. MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Made it to church. No shotgun wielding zealots or special communion today.
  15. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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  16. HEAVY-D Eh?!

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  17. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    why is this guy not dead.

    someone put him out of his misery
  18. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Someone put him out of our misery! ;)
  19. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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  20. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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  22. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Nah, he's a useful mechanism towards curing humanity of organized religion. The guy is SOOO far out there that it gets a lot of people questioning the lesser, but still ridiculous, lies and falsities.
  23. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    maybe he's a plant. The atheists installed him! [winks at Torx]
    That ploy really works for the CIA in other countries. They've been doing it for decades with success.