Alright, this is starting to piss me off. About 4 days ago I ate some food that seriously did not agree with my stomach, not in the least. I took 7 shits in a matter of a few hours, all either explosive or just pissing out of my ass. Of course none of these were clean shits, they all left my asshole covered in a chocolate mess. This, of course, means A LOT of wiping. To the point where my ass was sore from all the friction, no homo. Now here I am, days later, and my asshole seriously hurts. I had to take a shit yesterday, and it was so sore it was hard to wipe. On top of that, it's now itching. After I got out of the shower, I was putting my socks on sitting on the floor, and I moved a little and it felt really good, so I continued to rub my ass on the carpet, like a dog, (with boxers on) just because it was so soothing. I spread my cheeks in the mirror (another no homo) and the insides of my ass cheeks and around the hole is red, like I have a rash. I've tried Cortizone and it is not helping. What can I do? I figured you guys would be the place to ask about something like this.
I have no input to help you out but damn that sounds like a terrible situation to be in... you have insurance? i'd go to the dr This sounds timeline worthy
I do have health insurance, but I don't really feel like going to the doctor yet. I will if it's absolutely necessary, but that's why I asked here first. Come on Kain, hook a brotha up with something to cool my ass off.
hemorrhoids ass worms anal anthrax buy some witch hazel and put it on your toilet paper before you wipe again that dry toilet paper rubbing probably just irritated your anus hole
HAHAHA. The itching is your asshole repairing, basically you have a bunch of cuts on it. You know that feeling when you get a scab and it itches like crazy, you're experiencing the same thing.
Moisten the t.p. and give it a spritz of liquid soap before you wipe. This will seriously sooth the wiping process. Advice from the experienced... Edit: The liquid hand-washing soap usually has lotion in it, to prevent drying, but a dry hole might be comforting to someone with the runs!
Get some baby wipes / wet toilet paper and keep on hand when you have the shits like that. Would probably help you now too. The itching means it's healing.
Since I'm in college and the cafe food is disgusting I too have had to deal with piss out of my ass and red itchy asshole. I feel the best bet it some Goldbond power after showers and shits and I started using these: so relieving after a nice dump.
The funny thing is, I did use baby wipes when I was at my moms which was probably 3 out of the 7 shits. It's a little better now. I know it's not hemorrhoids because I checked for that shit and I don't have any of the symptoms. I'm glad to know that itching means healing though, I was thinking I was gonna be up shit creek... no pun intended. Torx, what's witch hazel? And thanks for the responses guys, helpful as usual.
I was wondering DABATTO? But after reading, it sounds like something to wish upon your mortal enemies..
Sorry Nidex, I just saw the thread. You know Anusol cream? Used for roids and irritation. it's your best bet man.
Might be fungal. Try this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinactin Or any OTC of these, or see a doctor and ask for the prescription ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-fungal Without seeing it (I DO NOT WANT FUCKING PICS) it's hard to say. You should be able to tell well enough from the internet. Maybe.
Well GRP, if he ripped his ass because of an indigestion, gastro, etc, there's not much chances it's fungal. No need to overdiagnose, T3D Nidex just have to put some little cream on his anus and if it doesn't work, see his physician..... to show his cornhole!! (I hated it when it happened to me. Having a vietnamese old lady shoving fingers in my butt).
Thank you. Today it's better than it was yesterday, so if it's even better tomorrow I'll just wait it out. I hope it never happens again. Grr...
Ah well, as you wish. But that cream is dirt cheap and can fe also used for future ass destroying events.
My socially-handicapped suitemate has a tube of Desitin in the bathroom right next to a roll of extra soft toilet paper. I guess it works for him, but it's your call. It's mainly used for diaper rash, but when you're pissing out your asshole it's a savior. Yeah, I tried it once, extra soft toilet paper and all.
noones asked... is there blood in your stool or when you wipe is your toilet paper red? just a question, while we're all giving psudo physician advice and diagnosis (minus kain) lol.
beleive me guys... it's it not fungus, worms, or a fucking prolapse , all these damn creams are about the same. Quite often zinc based, and with cortisone for heavy duty. I'd expect some blood when he wipes, but only if his ass rips itself chronically. With an healthy ass, there should be mainly irritation and itching. With blood in the stool, it's not an anus problem. Problem goes to the colon, intestines, etc..
