Alright, this is starting to piss me off. About 4 days ago I ate some food that seriously did not agree with my stomach, not in the least. I took 7 shits in a matter of a few hours, all either explosive or just pissing out of my ass. Of course none of these were clean shits, they all left my asshole covered in a chocolate mess. This, of course, means A LOT of wiping. To the point where my ass was sore from all the friction, no homo. Now here I am, days later, and my asshole seriously hurts. I had to take a shit yesterday, and it was so sore it was hard to wipe. On top of that, it's now itching. After I got out of the shower, I was putting my socks on sitting on the floor, and I moved a little and it felt really good, so I continued to rub my ass on the carpet, like a dog, (with boxers on) just because it was so soothing. I spread my cheeks in the mirror (another no homo) and the insides of my ass cheeks and around the hole is red, like I have a rash. I've tried Cortizone and it is not helping. What can I do? I figured you guys would be the place to ask about something like this.