Viagra

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Tacdriver, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Tacdriver Junior Member

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    My last post has made me curious about Viagra. Anyone here ever try it?
  2. MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Nope. But I've always thought about it just for shits and giggles.
  3. Tacdriver Junior Member

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    In the commercials for this and others they always say to seek medical attention if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours. So do you have a boner even when you're done having sex or do you have to be in the mood for it to work? Could you be watching a baseball game or working on your car, pop a pill and get a boner even without fooling around?
  4. nidex Hood Rich

    I popped 8 of those little fuckers the other day. Needless to say my skin stretched so far from having the boner that it tore, and now I have sores around the base of my dick.










    No but seriously, I've always wondered if your boner goes away after you get your nut with Viagra. Would be horrible if it stayed hard after you finished, and you have to walk around hunched over holding your shirt above your crotch.
    edit: Tac, pretty sure you get a boner regardless when you pop the pill.
  5. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    Where the fack is Torx when you need him?
  6. nidex Hood Rich

    Busy eating steroids and finding out how he can put his man perfume in an airline-approved spray bottle.
  7. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I'm getting old, of coarse I've tried it. And yes hard when you're done. You'd better not fall asleep afterwards, else you'll not know if it lasts longer than four hours.
    That is unless you're sound asleep and happen to roll over and stub yer doodlewhacker. Permanent damage means just that.....permanent!
    I like how the ads say " Possibility of an unsafe drop in blood pressure" when talking of heart condiditions. If you are taking nitrates viagra or cialis will kill you dead!
  8. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    Viagra was originally developed as high blood pressure medication so it can reduce BP. It was during testing they discovered it was only so-so for HBP, but male subjects kept reporting this rather exciting side-effect, which only then made Pfizer stand up and take a harder look at boners.
  9. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    heres my advice. unless you absolutely have an erectile dysfunction, like.. seriously cant get it up..dont play with the stuff.

    ive been doing a bit of research on this for a while. NOT that i have erectile dysfunction but its interesting to stay on top of supplements/herbs/pharmaceuticals that can help your sexual appetite which in turn helps your erections...

    - good diet, low fats, high in zinc, low carbs, etc etc basically healthy eating. All that unhealthy eating really does clog your arteries and in turn reduces blood flow in brain and dick. Not to mention, you wanna stay lean and reduce that fat pad down there to add an extra inch or two.
    - ginkgo biloba, horny goat weed, arginine+citrulline malate, zinc, yohimbe, L-carnitine ALL greatly increase erection/sexual desire/testosterone production.
    - testosterone production is very relevant to erection strength and getting "in the mood" more often
  10. Tacdriver Junior Member

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    Well this is a bunch of bullshit. Why does Torx feel the need to be sensible on my post?
  11. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    fuck this thread.
  12. funkgab Junior Member

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    hahaha

    i know kids who take that shit when their on extacy cause they can't get it up..

    and i took one as a dare yeah.. you do stay hard after.. and no it doesn't feel good after.. its weird and disturbingish
  13. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    yeah, the stuff is strong enough to be used only as a last resort.
  14. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Long boners can be dangerous indeed. The blood must be drained to avoid necrosis.

    There's a condition called priapism. You just can't return to flaccid state.

    There was an example of supernatural priapism in True Blood season 1, for the fans. The idiot main character ingested too much vampire blood and had a perma-boner.
  15. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    ...of which women would get the most up-side out of the deal......mostly downside for the men. Remember how much it hurts to stub your toe? welll.......
    :wink:
  16. Tacdriver Junior Member

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    Could be fun to be locked and loaded right after like I was 20 all over again. That's when I got married. Plus my wife that's 15 years my senior might enjoy it as well. This could be my gift to her after 25 years of putting up with my shit. 23 of them married. I wonder how hard it is to get my hands on some? The online places seem kinda sketchy to me.
  17. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Do not buy on-line! Go to your doctor, they're glad to write a script for you. You may even be able to get a free sample that'll last a month. Cialis is currently promoting with a free 30 supply.
    You doctor will also advise on all the downsides and side effects. It is probably the easiest med to get a script for.
  18. Tacdriver Junior Member

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    What's more of a pain/easier to get? The pill or the blue pill or, the morning after pill? Probably the same I guess?
  19. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    The problem with online pharmacies is counterfeit products. If your cack is precious enough, I'd do as Wiskas said and get a script. Some men find it disturbing, but these demands are common for Physicians nowadays.

    As a last resort, a street pusher can find some with stolen scripts. But again, you don't know what you ingest in that case.
  20. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    or what it'll do to yer pride and joy.
  21. annadora Drug Dealer

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    The morning after pill is the easiest to get because it's over the counter. No prescription needed, you just have to be 18 to purchase it. Birth control and Viagra both require a valid prescription from your physician.