Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Apr 2, 2012.
fuk, do i have dat dere human fecal syndrome?
Flush with copious amounts of alcohol. :wink:
You will now die of anal AIDS: the rectal retrovirus! You will have a closed (and sealed from outgassing) casket funeral. Or they'll pour gasoline on you, and cremate you on the spot, while wearing full NBC gear (Nuclear Biological Chemical, not National Broadcasting Corporation...).
We'll say some words for you at your funeral... while wearing nose-plugs...
The thread title leaves a lot of questions that need answered.
Try 2 gurls one cupping and come back whining for a good reason, sissy.
Have your girl give you a kissie kissie, ask her how it tastes. Try not to cum in pants.
Yup, there's no doubt now.....Torx is back. :wink:
I don't know why the jingle "Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!" is going through my head, after reading this thread...
took the words right out of my mouth. :wink:
You really gotta watch out for goofus
Anyone besides me think the word: "turd" is one of the funniest words in the English language?
I mean, it's as comical as "fart" is.
I'm just trying to work out the choreography of how toilet water could splash onto your own face during a shit. Were you leaned way over, with your face near your lap? Even so, how long had it been since you dropped a deuce? :shock:
Maybe he tried auto-fellatio while shitting?
That's a self-blumpkin!
i'm also having a hard time with the logistics of this...
perhaps a mspaint representation is in order?
This. Or a YouTube reenactment.
To get enough downforce to generate that kind of splash, Torx must have the unique ability to spiral his turds.
GUYS! It is easy to picture as long as you think of the facts.
1. torx was pooping
2. torx dropped a huge deuce
3. said deuce hit the water so hard it splashed onto his chin.
The only fact your missing here is the exit point of the water.
That exit point was between his legs! His penis is so fucking tiny it offered no kind of barricade for the water to escape the toilet bowl!
either that or he was curled over so far from staining, the chin splash was inevitable.
you need some more fiber in your diet Torx?
Must have whistled like a bomb on the way down.
Maybe he mistook the bathtub for the toilet?
Ya'll know he was slam dunkin dat stuff.
see, this is what happened. i was bent over straining watching for tapeworms and blood
and my soda can sized turds
The ONLY way you could have "soda can" sized turds is if you are receiving and not giving. Think I'm gonna be sick.
That depiction of the toilet is inaccurate: http://home.howstuffworks.com/toilet1.htm
Damn it, Torx, stop spreading misinformation!
mirin peanuts brah?
Man.. if you are healthy, stop examining your poop. Becoming hypocondriac?
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