Took a shyt, turd plopped hard, water splashed onto my chin.. am i died?

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  1. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    fuk, do i have dat dere human fecal syndrome?
    Torx, Apr 2, 2012
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  2. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Flush with copious amounts of alcohol. :wink:
    mistawiskas, Apr 2, 2012
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  3. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    You will now die of anal AIDS: the rectal retrovirus! You will have a closed (and sealed from outgassing) casket funeral. Or they'll pour gasoline on you, and cremate you on the spot, while wearing full NBC gear (Nuclear Biological Chemical, not National Broadcasting Corporation...).

    We'll say some words for you at your funeral... while wearing nose-plugs...
    Goofus Maximus, Apr 2, 2012
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  4. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    The thread title leaves a lot of questions that need answered.
    mistawiskas, Apr 2, 2012
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  5. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Try 2 gurls one cupping and come back whining for a good reason, sissy.
    Lord Kain, Apr 2, 2012
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  6. nidex Hood Rich

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    Have your girl give you a kissie kissie, ask her how it tastes. Try not to cum in pants.
    nidex, Apr 2, 2012
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  7. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Yup, there's no doubt now.....Torx is back. :wink:
    mistawiskas, Apr 2, 2012
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  8. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    I don't know why the jingle "Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!" is going through my head, after reading this thread...
    Goofus Maximus, Apr 2, 2012
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  9. HEAVY-D Eh?!

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    Sick bastage.
    HEAVY-D, Apr 2, 2012
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  10. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    took the words right out of my mouth. :wink:
    You really gotta watch out for goofus :D

    Anyone besides me think the word: "turd" is one of the funniest words in the English language?
    I mean, it's as comical as "fart" is.
    mistawiskas, Apr 2, 2012
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  11. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I'm just trying to work out the choreography of how toilet water could splash onto your own face during a shit. Were you leaned way over, with your face near your lap? Even so, how long had it been since you dropped a deuce? :shock:
    MSP, Apr 2, 2012
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  12. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Maybe he tried auto-fellatio while shitting?

    That's a self-blumpkin!
    Lord Kain, Apr 2, 2012
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  13. mullet1 Junior Member

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    i'm also having a hard time with the logistics of this...

    perhaps a mspaint representation is in order?
    mullet1, Apr 2, 2012
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  14. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    This. Or a YouTube reenactment.
    MSP, Apr 2, 2012
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  15. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    To get enough downforce to generate that kind of splash, Torx must have the unique ability to spiral his turds.
    JZL, Apr 2, 2012
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  16. 86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    GUYS! It is easy to picture as long as you think of the facts.

    1. torx was pooping
    2. torx dropped a huge deuce
    3. said deuce hit the water so hard it splashed onto his chin.

    The only fact your missing here is the exit point of the water.

    That exit point was between his legs! His penis is so fucking tiny it offered no kind of barricade for the water to escape the toilet bowl!
    86mcss, Apr 2, 2012
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  17. mullet1 Junior Member

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    either that or he was curled over so far from staining, the chin splash was inevitable.

    you need some more fiber in your diet Torx?
    mullet1, Apr 2, 2012
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  18. braaains gubble gubble

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    Must have whistled like a bomb on the way down.
    braaains, Apr 2, 2012
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  19. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Maybe he mistook the bathtub for the toilet?
    Goofus Maximus, Apr 2, 2012
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  20. HEAVY-D Eh?!

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    Ya'll know he was slam dunkin dat stuff.
    HEAVY-D, Apr 2, 2012
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  21. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    see, this is what happened. i was bent over straining watching for tapeworms and blood
    and my soda can sized turds

    [IMG]
    Torx, Apr 3, 2012
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  22. HEAVY-D Eh?!

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    The ONLY way you could have "soda can" sized turds is if you are receiving and not giving. Think I'm gonna be sick.
    HEAVY-D, Apr 3, 2012
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  23. ivanolo Junior Member

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    That depiction of the toilet is inaccurate: http://home.howstuffworks.com/toilet1.htm

    Damn it, Torx, stop spreading misinformation!
    ivanolo, Apr 3, 2012
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  24. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    mirin peanuts brah?
    Torx, Apr 3, 2012
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  25. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Man.. if you are healthy, stop examining your poop. Becoming hypocondriac? :)
    Lord Kain, Apr 3, 2012
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