Thinking about getting on steroids...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    i just wanna do one cycle of the roids. theres other stuff you take with it to combat the side effects like small testes and acne, hence why i dont see how people still think negatively about it.
    you gotta get screened with a doc beforehand about your heart health, and get your testosterone levels checked frequently, and blood work done weekly


    anyone got advice?

    i just need to find someone to inject into my ass cheeks.


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  2. funkgab Junior Member

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    how big are you trying to get.. and how much money do you have hahaha
  3. Jishory Junior Member

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    Check out anavar.... Not so extreme, but works good I hear.
  4. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Torx, you seem hell bent on fucking up your body and mind. You've got enough mass, leave it alone. Besides, what type of girl you trying to attract this way? Most women I know think the steroid guys are shallow self absorbed brutes.
  5. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Consider the risk/benefit factor.
  6. namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Torx dates thick black chicks. It's like the sexes reverse. The guy is supposed to be fit and attractive and the girl gets to be fat and ugly.
  7. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    [video=youtube;Nd6VIgWlPv4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd6VIgWlPv4[/video]
  8. Dustin nomnomnom

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    I say go for it. You're not worth much just as-is so you need to beef yourself up a bit. I think it's a good idea!
  9. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    ^ I sense heavy sarcasm!
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  10. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    A light course of steroids.
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    A heavy course of sarcasm.
  11. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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  12. ivwshane We are all old school!

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    What's wrong? Are your balls too big and you like the thought of having tities?
  13. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    So Torx, were you really interested in roids or was this another "drop a controversial bomb and watch people react" thread?
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  14. nidex Hood Rich

    No no no you have it wrong. Black guys get attractive black girls (well obviously depends on the guy). In the case of interracial dating (black guy white girl), your statement does apply. Infact I don't think I've ever seen a black guy with a hot white girl, minus celebrities.
  15. GOG427 Free Mustache Rides...

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    I couldn't do it.,feels like cheating to me."no matter what the gains are."
  16. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    only msp understands me.
  17. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Only MSP broke the 4th wall... ;)
  18. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    actually, its not cheating...

    once a bodybuilder maxes out his/her genetic potential and wants to go further, they have to result to the juice. its inevitable.
    you also have to build a solid foundation before going to the juice
    as long as you take the pre/post cycle supplements and blood work, you can do steroids safely and effectivly without the teste shrinkage/acne/heart enlargement.

    you can get big with a shit diet and lifting minimal weights, i wouldnt say its cheating but rather getting to point B by running red lights.

    i doubt i ever do it, just something funny i wanted to mention.
  19. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Actually, isn't running red lights also cheating? :)
  20. Sparky mouseketeer

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    This is the rationalization that my old buddy gave me when he started getting gigantic. He said he had a pretty solid genetic potential, but he wanted to get even bigger (think: incredible Hulk) so he went that route. We parted ways a few years ago, but from what I've seen on facebook, he's a pro-wrestler size monster of a man.

    I guess there are several mindsets of living a healthy life:
    1.) Vegan. lol
    2.) Organic
    3.) SUPER RIPPED, LIVING TO YOUR ULTIMATE POTENTIAL!!1

    Whatever you do, do it up proper!
  21. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Safe or not, I don't know why anyone other than a pro-wrestler or action movie star would want to look like that. The kind of woman that's attracted to that sorta look is likely going to be a shallow bubble head, so even if you win you lose.
  22. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    It's the same sort of problem of distorted self-image that is shared by "bulk-em-up" 'roid using men, and anorexic women. They see others as seeing them as they see themselves, and keep taking their bodies to ruin, in order to achieve that perfect self image they can never attain. The guys want ever more bulky muscles, and think of their current selves "I'm too skinny/weak", and the girls want supermodel bodies, and think "I'm too fat!" even as they start looking like Holocaust survivors.
  23. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    True, the human race, especially the ones who inhabit the western half of the planet earth, spends way too much life energy and time worrying about what others of the same species thinks.
  24. integra00 Junior Member

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    If your balls shrink your cock will look bigger ... its a win win.
  25. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    integra knows whats up.