The Official Mista H Wiskas Conspiracy MEGAthread!

don't forget the: "who's running congress/prez/guv" angle



or the secret Chinese anti-grav experiments:



One of my faves: the Bush/iraq connection:



or how full of BS balmer is:

not a conspiracy if no one doesn't believe it =)

fixed
I've been (un)officially vindicated (sorta)!!!!
:unibrow:

ive been watching alot of the jesse ventura conspiracy theory shows..
i cant believe they allowed these shows on tv, even if theyre a little bland and semi rediculous.
ventura doesnt care, he tells it like it is, even when hes interviewed in the news these days.

Let's not forget Colleen Thomas.

guv conspiracy to eliminate 800,000 jobs.....government jobs! wait, what!?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42487945/ns/politics/

I say shutter dowwwwwwnnnn! Sometimes, the only way to fix a house is to tear it down to the foundation and start all over.

An Iraqi or afghan family's home? You may be onto something there.

Ok, I'll admit that I find entertainment in conspiracies. I love considering the quasi-science and laughing at 'reptillian people.'

That's why I check AboveTopSecret at least once or twice a day to get my kicks.

I like pushing buttons. I also like provoking thought. Call me anything, just do it in English and think about what the argument is first pleeeeeze.
there's a lolcat for that:

Haha, this thread actually got started! Awesome!

They're gonna lie to us, we are so frickin' doomed it aint funny.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42494593/ns/technology_and_science-space/

[video=youtube;peztNH3Ksww]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peztNH3Ksww[/video]

Piers Morgan interviews "Jesse Ventura"



*I put quotations there because apparently Jesse Ventura isn't his real name and he's going to, eventually, kill him off........

ya know? jishory's tax thread got me thinking................


http://af.reuters.com/article/energyOilNews/idAFN1426562420110214

MHW is wise to your trix Lurker.
distract with the boobies and hittem' with a surprise IDB.



Actually, that's a bit brilliant.

so if the government is 'shut down' does this mean we can break federal laws? Stop paying taxes? Stop using federal money? I don't under stand how a government can just stop working it seems like reverse logic to me, if i stop working i lose money, if the government stops working it will save money? I smell
fan spattered shit everywhere!

It's more political wrangling than anything. We're being groomed for higher taxes. The only thing that chances being shut down are parks and the BS threat of military/defense not getting funded along with long waits to get any form of support from services such as IRS, EPA, FDA, FAA, INS, ..............................I smell a rat!

WTF, they rescheduled without notifying me?

Funny how they missed these scriptures...

Matthew 24:36 - "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone. "

Mark 13:32 - "But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone."

Acts 1:7 - "He said to them, "It is not for you to know times or epochs which the Father has fixed by His own authority; "

That happens a lot.

speaking of conspiracies. Torx did you read Illuminatus! yet?

and everyone else: fucking read it already.

the omnibus or the trilogy?