So I took my first bath in probably 15 years yeaterday...

...while watching an episode of Top Gear on my laptop and drinking a liter of wine

And I realized baths suck. No wonder I haven't taken one in ages. I'd never use one to actually clean myself because then your just sitting in your own dirty water, so I was already clean, but... It's supposed to be all relaxing and all luxurious and shit, but really I was just worried about moving around quickly and splashing water on to the floor, and the water cooled so quickly within 15 minutes I was bored.

3/10.

Only when Hammond is on screen.

No way, baths are my favorite. I don't ever wash in them (take a shower after) but it's a great way to unwind and soften skin before shaving. Did you use bubbles? That's an integral part of the experience.

Maybe I should go buy some bubble bath stuff and try again.

Right now my problem is this:

I need to cook dinner, but T:2 is on TV, and there are no ads, so I can't get away to make food...

Drinking another liter of wine.

Final scene, T1000 just fell into the molten metal. Soon I can eat.

Yah I'm drinking wine out of a carton, what about it.

I have a fancy whirlpool tub in my bathroom and almost never use it. And when I do it's just to soak, not to actually take a bath. Using soap in that thing is the worst, the jets whip it into a huge froth and I feel like something faggy from Starbucks.

I only take baths when I have the flu. It alleviates my sore muscles and decongests my nose. Never tried drinking wine or any alcoholic beverages while in the tub, though. Hmm... BRB.

I don't even own a bathtub.

I only take a bath when the shower breaks. Used to bathe all the time when I was a kid since we didn't have a shower (lolpoverty).

I take baths after checking out the library, because I can't read books in the shower...

So, which of these is your FWP? I doubt it's "Fellner Wratzfeld Partner"

*Goofus begins an acronymonious debate*

Don't hate, but I got one of these about a month ago:

http://www.hotspring.com/shop-hot-tub-models/highlife/aria

Fuckin lol.

Brb freddy kruger
Brb jaws
Brb drowning in your sleep
Brb snorkling in ur bathtub with toys

Imo, a bath is for soaking not bathing.
I would lovvve to have a hot tub, sauna, whirlpool, or heated tub.
Soaking while under the influence is even better.

If I want a hot soak, I'll just head up to the hot springs.....oh yeah!

^^^ damn, im jellin. never been in a hot spring before.

Volcanic springs are the bomb! I went to one on the side of El Viejo one time, and they had constructed a variety of pools ranging in temperature from 55 degrees all the way up to 115. Talk about a rush, getting out of the 115 degree pool and jumping directly into the 55 degree one! :shock:

Up at Tokatee, the pools range from 90-115. They smell like sulphur/rust but wow! you feel totally different when you finally convince yourself it's time to go. I've never felt as relaxed as when getting out of those hotsprings.

Hot springs above means magma below. Which volcano are you near, Whiskas?

Yeah, I'm way jealous of those springs. I need to take a trip out to bagby sometime.

Yep, I was there over the summer!

The Cascade Mountain Range, the whole damn thing is volcanically active. This is on the Umpqua Divide, closest major peak would be Mt. Thielson.