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  1. jake Vagabond

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    I have been doing alot of fucking in my sleep lately. I will wake up and my girlfriend comments about having sex the night before. I try to remember it and find that I had dreamed of sex but never woke up. Does this happen to anyone else?
    jake, Apr 28, 2009
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  2. ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    Are you drunk?
    ThatHideousStrength, Apr 28, 2009
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  3. El_Presidente_Pufferfish I grew up here

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    It's happened to me before. Sometimes we would both be asleep and do it. Led to weird conversations in the morning
    El_Presidente_Pufferfish, Apr 28, 2009
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  4. Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    Maybe some other guy is doing the nasty with your girlfriend while your inspecting your eyelids for leaks.
    Caucasian Hammer, Apr 28, 2009
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  5. tweakmonkey Webmaster

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    Even in your sleep you're getting more sex than I am. You go, playa!
    tweakmonkey, Apr 28, 2009
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  6. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    this sounds like a yahoo answer message board question, lol

    as long as shes not calling it rape, i wouldnt worry. :p
    Torx, Apr 28, 2009
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  7. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    I hope you don't have a dog that sleeps with you guys....
    -=Lurker=-, Apr 28, 2009
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  8. ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    That explains the strange looks the dog has been giving him in the morning...
    ShabazKillaX, Apr 28, 2009
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  9. ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    Well if she gets preggos you know why.
    ThatHideousStrength, Apr 28, 2009
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  10. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    well.. you probably know that if she's on the pill, it's not a problem?
    Lord Kain, Apr 28, 2009
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  11. ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    The dog???
    ShabazKillaX, Apr 28, 2009
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  12. jake Vagabond

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    lol this thread is win. I don't have a dog though and it has happened when I am drunk but usually I am sober. Any other theories?
    jake, Apr 28, 2009
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  13. ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Maybe the sex was so bad you are suppressing the memories?? :p
    ninefivezero, Apr 28, 2009
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  14. ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    ThatHideousStrength, Apr 28, 2009
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  15. superman ?

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    It's normal so there's nothing to worry about. There's even a term for it that I can't remember.
    superman, Apr 28, 2009
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  16. Dustin nomnomnom

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    Sex while being asleep
    Dustin, Apr 28, 2009
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  17. superman ?

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    TERM
    superman, Apr 28, 2009
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  18. Coleman fresh off the corner

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    I do this when I'm drunk sometimes. I think its funny.
    Coleman, Apr 28, 2009
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  19. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Lord Kain, Apr 28, 2009
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  20. superman ?

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    It says it right there, sexsomnia.
    superman, Apr 28, 2009
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  21. Bear Hoot!

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    It has happened to me before. I woke up at like 2 a.m. and just started making out with my girlfriend while she was asleep. She woke up and we did our business. We went back to sleep and laughed about it in the morning.

    Don't know what was going through my mind when I dozed off.
    Bear, Apr 28, 2009
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  22. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I too suffer from life long parasomnia, which manifests itself in a variety of ways. I talk and moan in my sleep, grope the wife, walk around the house, go to the bathroom. Hell when I was in college I would get up and raid the fridge! No memory of it unless I'm woken while doing it. It's a creepy experience to wake up in the middle of doing something. Every once in a while I'll just be standing in the corner of the bedroom, like that guy at the end of the Blair Witch Project. Creeps the wife out!
    MSP, Apr 28, 2009
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  23. tex jive turkey

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    i did this to my girlfriend the other night. i lasted about 5 minutes. she went to the bathroom and when she came back i was asleep again. she woke me up and started yelling that she isnt my cum dumpster. the next morning she said it was the worst sex she has ever had =(
    tex, Apr 28, 2009
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  24. tweakmonkey Webmaster

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    Way to represent T3D dude! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
    tweakmonkey, Apr 28, 2009
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  25. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    T3D! Proudly upholding the tradition of "Dumpster-Diving!" and truly horrendously awfully horridly bad sex! :)

    As someone who has walked around the house, gone to the bathroom, and held rational conversations with family while asleep (I won't mention the weird "I see spiders" incident in Basic Training), I can say hearing about this the next day can truly creep one out.
    Goofus Maximus, Apr 28, 2009
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