Am I going to get a almost 3 AM (my time) sobriety check every night? Because I'd find that kind of hilarious.
Look man, you started it. *clouds clouds* ""GO to sleep Lurker." *clouds clouds* I'm sure we can find a way to make sure the past doesn't repeat itself. What do you think? I'm a grown ass man. I don't need someone to tell me to "Go to sleep Lurker" even though I was 100% sober (like the other night). If you want to "moderate" the forums, go ahead. I have no issues with you. You seem to get a bit wierd when you get a few drinks in you though. I'm 35 years old. I'll drink you under the table 3 days in a row and still drive home. No need to question me son.
I was actually amused by the thought dude, no offense meant on any of it. And pretty sure we all get a little weird when drinking.
We are all a bit weird, but you are a Mod. In most forums, that doesn't mean much but I've been here 10+ years. See here, Mods don't take personal jabs at members. AFAIK anyway. You seem to like to jab. Not just at me either (and you know that. Want me to drop names?). If you want to "jab", that's fine but please step down. If you want to "Mod", don't jab. Make up your mind. If neither? That's alright too.
What I'm gathering here is that you took my "Lurker, go to sleep" as a personal jab, insult or whatever. Again, it was not meant that way and apologies if you were offended. I typed up a paragraph but decided to delete it and go another route. Lurker, you seem like a cool cat and I at least assumed that we were on a better page than months ago, but I guess not. I'm not going to being a prim and proper poster just because my name is in orange, especially on this special corner of the internet with it's IDB and gay come ons.
I have no problem with you until you start going around poking at sleeping bears. Anyway, what a buzzkill. Moving on.
I blew my nose after my morning shower (morning = 1pm) I could smell all the booze of last night. I'm still drunk, 2pm.
Checking in. Going to go look at buying my off-road toy tomorrow. It's been a long time coming. It's not a Jeep nor a Toyota. Hmmmm.....
Currently drinking "Tanzanias most rewarding beer". That would be Safari. Kilimanjaro Beer tastes better, but Safari is 5.5% while Kili is only 4.5%. Same price, you do the math.
Hey guys what crackers, I'm not gone. I lurk this shit uuuurrrrday-day. Yall's bitch asses just dont have much to say anymore. and this make me sad. But I'm drunbk on Gulden Draak. So yall aren't bringing me down right now. I took a trip last weekend from texas, to OKC, through Tennessee to Little Birch WV for a friends wedding. Once I get all my pcis, I'll make a trhead. It was good trip. Drove back through Missouri. Kentucky is a pretty ass state. Anyway, I'll talk to yall later. Got a hot date with more beer and Battlefield 3.
I'm fucking drunk... So, been having issues with a love interest, recently. She's 10 years older than me and it's becoming more difficult to deal with. Any Advice Tweak?
Uggghhh...I'm hungover after having a night of drunken LotR Risk at my buddies, followed by some hot tubbing. On the plus side, after a nice big crunch this morning, I'm somehow 1lb away from my initial goal weight. Then I ruined it with a couple of breakfast burritos from McDs. Uggghhh... And tonight...my buddies house again for his birthday party, starting off with a potluck and...more booze. I feel like I want to throw up right now! EDIT: Oh...and I managed to somehow managed to involve my buddy's wifes vagina, with a usb flash drive, in a conversation.
I think I need to pull a Lurker and check in for tomorrow. Friends insisting we go downtown with one of them having the hook up with bartenders.
