3 beers check 1 glass of 1979 shiraz check 1 lightweight persian dude projectile vomiting at the end of the night check
Yeah, that's some strong shit. If my calculations are correct I should be polishing off my barrel of Amber Bock tonight, we shall see, Probably go with a light beer next, Bud Select or something.
So a month later and I'm finishing up a keg of Natural Lite. What in the fuck was I thinking? It was the catalyst that prompted me to start brewing my own, seriously. I knew I HAD to be able to do better than that...
Back in high school we used to buy flats of them (24) and call it the 'party pack'. Good times. Me? A second ago I couldn't find my beer. Then I remembered I left it in the shower. I am bachelor frog. Hear me ribbit.
I passed out on the toilet once. Does that count? Shit, there was a pan on the stove and the fire department showed up. There I was, on the floor in the can, out cold with ass cheeks shining brightly and the beer still in my hand. I'm glad there wasn't internet back in the day. It was definitely a youtube moment .
I just kegged 5 gallons of pale ale, and 5 gallons of amber ale, and have started brewing two more batches. It's not chilled or carbonated yet but the sample I tasted was already delicious! [/drunk post foreshadowing]