Medical Issue: Gross, Disturbing, Maybe NSFW

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008.

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  1. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    This is very disturbing and deals with sexual organs. Please do not read further if this might bother you.
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    Here goes, I have something in my sperms. Like tiny little crunchy clusters. Never seen anything like it before. I'm going to the doctor on Monday (she doesn't know yet), which scares the crap out of me. It's very embarrassing. I needed to talk to somebody and there is no way I'm calling one of my friends over this, so I post here where it is anonymous. Not only is it embarrassing, I have no doubt they are going to stick things up my ass and penis. And probably make me beat off in a cup.

    I'll try to get some photos in the morning and post them. Not sure if I should post them in NSFW - probably safer.
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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  2. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    uric acid crystals.

    Uric acid crystals were detected in semen. A transrectal ultrasound revealed the presence of microcalcifications in the prostate gland. After treatment with a low purine diet, the patient experienced considerable relief of the clinical symptoms. Determination of uric acid and creatinine levels in serum and seminal plasma were carried out before and after treatment. There were no abnormalities or presence of crystals in the post-treatment semen analysis.
    Torx, Jul 12, 2008
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  3. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    Please give me the link. What are they going to do to me? I'll try to post pics in the morning.
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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  4. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Wow, pics of man jam on Tweak. I guess it was bound to go here eventually. :)
    MSP, Jul 12, 2008
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  5. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    So riddle me this Batman, what's your diet like? You taking any weight lifting supplements?
    MSP, Jul 12, 2008
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  6. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    Here is the real question... Why does Torx seem to have an answer on what this could possible be the case!?!!? That sounds like something that could hurt when ejaculating
    gB dAvId x, Jul 12, 2008
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  7. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    So is like the chunky peanut butter equivalent of baby batter? Maybe some girls like it crunchy...
    MSP, Jul 12, 2008
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  8. superman ?

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    So... were you playing around with your semen?
    superman, Jul 12, 2008
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  9. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    You can't miss it. I think most of the questions in this thread will be answered in the morning.

    Thanks for all the support and empathy :\\
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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  10. Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    So what happened? Did you jerk off and right when you shot your load your felt like tiny pieces of glass were coming out of you dick? That has to be one of the worst feelings ever.
    Caucasian Hammer, Jul 12, 2008
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  11. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    It probably manifested itself in a girl eating what sounded like Rice Crispies.
    MSP, Jul 12, 2008
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  12. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    :puke:
    Commissar Smersh, Jul 12, 2008
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  13. Chris Raptor Jesus

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    Naa, we're good on pics lol.
    Chris, Jul 12, 2008
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  14. Sparky mouseketeer

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    Y'all turned into a bunch of pussies, I swear!

    I want to see what's going on with this guy's ejaculate. Maybe there's something we can all learn from this. :lol:
    Sparky, Jul 12, 2008
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  15. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    I'm trying to get the image out of my head, of Pencil feeling around in his puddle of personal procreative juices for "crunchy bits."
    Goofus Maximus, Jul 12, 2008
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  16. lamnorky.baggst New Member

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    Yep, it's the AIDS.
    lamnorky.baggst, Jul 12, 2008
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  17. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    "Crunchy clusters," but thanks for the concern :(
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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  18. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    It is not The Hiv, dumbass. I bet it wouldn't be funny if it happened to you tomorrow.
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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  19. lamnorky.baggst New Member

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    I apologize for my comment if it incited anger within you. I was simply conversing in a joking manner. I figured since everyone else had committed knowledgeable information to the subject at hand I figured I'd just be dumb.

    My apologies.
    lamnorky.baggst, Jul 12, 2008
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  20. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    Nah, it was funny. Just used to watching my back around here. It's like a reflex :)
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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  21. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    See what I mean?
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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  22. Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb! Not Just Handsome

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    Lighten the fuck up or go away. And I mean that with love. :)
    Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb!, Jul 12, 2008
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  23. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Hahaha! :)
    MSP, Jul 12, 2008
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  24. PencilWntGtU2TheMoon Junior Member

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    50% prophetic. But neither result will be through my own volition ;)

    BTW, I'm not in any pain. If anyone cares. Still afraid.
    PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, Jul 12, 2008
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    good luck
    xe0n, Jul 12, 2008
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