If you want that Patrick Bateman look...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    imma get "metro" on you fools this morning, but lets not get that confused with "ghey". Heres a great product for when you wanna peel off that second identity like patrick bateman in "american psycho".

    wanna be like this??
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    use this..
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    i just smeared on, let dry and peeled off this mess of a gel.. unlike the image on the packaging, its actually a clear greenish gel, that when spread its clear. it is a mess. try to keep it out of your hair. when it drys, it leaves a firm thick glossy coating that is really weird. its like you painted laquer on your face or nail polish.
    once it dries after 20 minutes, you can peel it off. and it peels off like in the movie. :) It does pull blackheads out okay, (not as good as biore pore strips) and leaves your face feeling really crisp and smooth.

    yea, and thats my embarrasing post for the day.
    Torx, Apr 23, 2009
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  2. couturedharlot couture with a chaser

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    wow....what are the boards coming to? thanks for the recommendation though :)
    couturedharlot, Apr 23, 2009
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  3. SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    I'll use it if I can blow up a cop car with a 9mm
    SoulAssassin, Apr 23, 2009
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  4. randomtask Chimp.

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    gotta keep that "ken doll" look up somehow hey torx? ;)
    randomtask, Apr 23, 2009
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  5. Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    Caucasian Hammer, Apr 23, 2009
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  6. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Ha! Torx, this cracks me up. You've gone metro... :lol:
    MSP, Apr 23, 2009
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  7. djsoulriot Junior Member

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    I'd give it a shot if i didn't have a beard.
    djsoulriot, Apr 23, 2009
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  8. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    Reminds me.... I need to go get a pedicure.
    -=Lurker=-, Apr 23, 2009
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  9. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    ;) lol @the comments
    Torx, Apr 23, 2009
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  10. tweakmonkey Webmaster

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    Torx, the prettiest young man on Tweak3D.

    My question is, what's in that stuff?


    Edit - Damn dude, you passed 10k posts!
    tweakmonkey, Apr 23, 2009
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  11. Dustin nomnomnom

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    Torx you need a new photo avatar! Your current one doesn't represent your sexyman metro style at all!

    I had no idea you were a sexyman
    Dustin, Apr 23, 2009
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  12. Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb! Not Just Handsome

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    What do you use for the skin around your vagina? :p
    Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb!, Apr 23, 2009
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  13. Dr. Flashpoint Extremely Volatile

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    I LOL'D
    Dr. Flashpoint, Apr 23, 2009
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  14. MovingTarget New Member

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    This thread is awesome!
    MovingTarget, Apr 23, 2009
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  15. hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    You tube video of you pulling it off?
    hans5849, Apr 23, 2009
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  16. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    yea my skins starting to clear up a bit, been fighting it for 2 months now.
    nothing but milk and water.. changed shampoo, stopped taking my weight gainers, and changed soaps and acne otc meds, and stopped using the mederma (onion extract couldve been a culprit, dunno). im still eating alot of greasy fast food though.

    yea, next time i'll get a vid up.
    i got enough left for a second go around i believe.
    Torx, Apr 23, 2009
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  17. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    gB dAvId x, Apr 23, 2009
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  18. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    gB dAvId x, Apr 23, 2009
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  19. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    possibly. i cant read the label on the first one but it doesnt mention anything about cleaning pores or blackheads, might be worth a try
    Torx, Apr 23, 2009
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