Hefner's engaged to a 24 year old Playmate, 60 years younger. She's going down on his nasty old dried fruit bowl... http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/2...ngaged-to-24-year-old-former-playmate/?hpt=C2
yea he looks great in that pic for an 84. i cant imagine how much plastic surgery and makeup hes using. the best way to observe someone whos super old with alot of plastic surgery is to look at their neck... their neck and hands show their age.
Maybe I should get engaged to Hugh Hefner... I bet I could get rid of my student loans real quick that way.
Extreme cradle robbing for Hef would be 30+ year old girls. But 24? Nasty. Can you image what his junk looks like after all these years?
I bet it's fucking huge and satisfying. He's a suave guy with money, these girls aren't [completely] dumb, power to him. I love this video of The Grateful Dead at the Playboy mansion. You can tell he hates those damn hippies, haha. He and Pigpen were probably the only two people there not tripping. [video=youtube;G7Zk9nB1TTo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Zk9nB1TTo[/video]
At that age, she'll be doing more "assisted living" chores than sucking on desicated celery stalks, trying to coax a meager splattering of moisture from it!
I doubt he founded the adult empire with an itty bitty chode. How else do you get all those ladies to live in your mansion?
So THANKS Sparky. You got me thinking, and I thought "Yeah, I wonder what the old guy is packing... He's been in the "biz" for 50+ years, I wonder if there's a pic of it?" So I Googled it and nothing, except a lot of nasty stuff. And an ex-Playmate's account of all the kinky shit that goes on during "sex night" at the mansion. Apparently the Viagra only does so much, and he's basically a limp noodle.
You guys are all haters and will too want to bone (who are we kidding, all you can do is probably finger it) some young tight 24year old pussy when you are 84 years old.
I wonder what the playmates parents think if their daughter when shes gonna be marring an 84 year old dude.