I used to root for this guy, but it's just getting creepy now.

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  1. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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  2. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    He looks pretty good for an 84 year old
  3. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    yea he looks great in that pic for an 84. i cant imagine how much plastic surgery and makeup hes using.

    the best way to observe someone whos super old with alot of plastic surgery is to look at their neck... their neck and hands show their age.
  4. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    Don't hate the Playboy.... hate th...

    well

    Don't hate man!

    One less bimbo out of the fishbowl....
  5. Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    Scouting out the local Elementary schools are we? Maybe the authorities should be alerted!
  6. czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    Maybe I should get engaged to Hugh Hefner... I bet I could get rid of my student loans real quick that way.
  7. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Extreme cradle robbing for Hef would be 30+ year old girls. But 24? Nasty. Can you image what his junk looks like after all these years?
  8. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    im sure some young dead boy donated his penis to him.
  9. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    NO. *turns away and doesn't look back*
  10. Sparky mouseketeer

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    I bet it's fucking huge and satisfying. He's a suave guy with money, these girls aren't [completely] dumb, power to him.

    I love this video of The Grateful Dead at the Playboy mansion. You can tell he hates those damn hippies, haha. He and Pigpen were probably the only two people there not tripping.

    [video=youtube;G7Zk9nB1TTo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Zk9nB1TTo[/video]
  11. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    WTF? Sparky?
  12. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    At that age, she'll be doing more "assisted living" chores than sucking on desicated celery stalks, trying to coax a meager splattering of moisture from it! :)
  13. Sparky mouseketeer

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    I doubt he founded the adult empire with an itty bitty chode. How else do you get all those ladies to live in your mansion?
  14. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    So THANKS Sparky. You got me thinking, and I thought "Yeah, I wonder what the old guy is packing... He's been in the "biz" for 50+ years, I wonder if there's a pic of it?" So I Googled it and nothing, except a lot of nasty stuff. And an ex-Playmate's account of all the kinky shit that goes on during "sex night" at the mansion. Apparently the Viagra only does so much, and he's basically a limp noodle.
  15. czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    The links, man! lol
  16. Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    You guys are all haters and will too want to bone (who are we kidding, all you can do is probably finger it) some young tight 24year old pussy when you are 84 years old.
  17. Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb! Not Just Handsome

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    I don't mind him getting some of that young tail but what's with the facade of an engagement?
  18. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Or even 54 for that matter :-k
  19. HEAVY-D Eh?!

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    As far as I'm concerned, it's their business and I'll stay out of it.
  20. Octane91 <smartass comment>

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    QFT
  21. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    But any time old geezers and young chix are mentioned, it gets my attention.
  22. Bear Hoot!

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    Not big on blondes (at all) but I think Hef struck gold with Bridget....damn!

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  23. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Yeah, more power to the guy. Just saying it's creepy, that's all.
  24. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    I wonder what the playmates parents think if their daughter when shes gonna be marring an 84 year old dude.
  25. Sparky mouseketeer

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    'Nuff said. Shit, if they support that, they're probably overjoyed at the marriage.