I used a warp zone!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Lord Kain, May 19, 2012.

  1. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Hey guys, hello from Geneva!

    I can't believe I didn't talk about my plans before, but that was an hectic week, including preparations.

    I'm here for a conference until the 25th. Anybody can suggest something fun to do? I'll manage, but more opinions can't hurt.

    BTW, it's fuckin expensive. It just cost me more than 5 bucks to get a bottle of soft drink and an apple. arrrgh I wonder where I'll be able to eat and get the fine plates for an affordable price. In the street there were cheapass kebabs for like 15$... it's like 5$ at home... haha!
  2. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Maybe you could hit a Swiss banker up for a loan? ;)

    Have fun, and pics or it didn't happen!
  3. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    ^^^^ Ditto!

    What happens in Switzerland, STAYS in Switzerland! :) That's what Swiss Bankers used to say, anyway!
  4. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Have a good time Max. What a neat, albeit expensive, place to visit. Ditto on the pics. :wink:
  5. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    Aerial tour!
  6. 86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    Geneva Vagina...


    ...Post pix or it did not happen.
  7. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    Oh God, I'm not sure whose French is going to be worse: the Swiss or the French Canadian visiting! :p
  8. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Hey you asshole, I can handle myself. So far, the swiss are really courteous. And of course, there will be pics.

    86mcss: swiss vagina would be awesome.

    However, I was puzzled today. I went to Lake Le Mans for a walk. The percentage of chubby ladies was astounding. I felt like I was in the US. WTF Geneva, you gang of rich fat bastards!

    So afterward I went to a restaurant to eat a real cheese fondue. It was wonderful. Nothing like these bad mixes in boxes (Swissknight) which tastes like chemicals. I prefer asian-style fondue, but it was a great experience.

    And the highlight of my day? Which was the 1st street I took for my walk? I accidentally stumbled upon Geneva's red light lol.

    There was some great black fatties there. I took pics for Torx.
  9. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    lmao, awesome bro.

    YESSSSS. need pics nao! :p :p

    enjoy yourself dude, stay out of trouble, and stay VD free! :D lol@warp zone.

    are you going to tour the large hardon colider? :p
  10. Wedge_ Rogue One

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    If you have time, take a train along the north side of the lake - I've been to Lausanne a few times on business trips (it's about halfway along, ~45 mins by train) and it's just beautiful, both the view from the train and in Lausanne itself. Last time I was there was just a few weeks ago, this is a quick panoramic photo I took from the waterfront: https://dl.dropbox.com/sh/qo6yehptfckuyl4/hHeBrw6S1b/lausanne_pano2.png?dl=1
  11. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Torx: I'll try for sure to go near it!

    So guys, I went for another walk totay to see a greener part of Geneva. It was beautiful. Here's a collection of stupid prices to buy things I saw on my way:

    A hotdog on the boardwalk: 6$
    A bag of chip (smallest): 4$
    A Bigmac (no fries or drink): 16$
    A plate of pad thaï: 30$
    A breath of air: 2$

    A small Pepsi is 3$ and I don't know why, it tastes like crap.
  12. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    What did healthy food sell for?
  13. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    ok let's see...

    You already have the pad thai for 30$

    A big apple, 2$
    2 lean chicken breasts, 20$
    a bowl of soup, 8$
    3 bananas, 3$
    A plate of steak, 50$ minimum

    You want more?


    Today I hooked up with a cute nurse. GODFUCKDAMMITCRAPSUX, she had a ring on her finger. Oh well... 3 days left. And a cruise on wednesday night.
  14. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Ouch.....on the food and chick.