How come i cant piss when the turd is falling out?

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  1. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    just wondering why my piss doesnt come out until after the turd falls out..
    is it blocking the sphincter or something?
    Torx, Jul 5, 2011
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  2. smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    You're not trying hard enough. Push bitch! ;)
    smirnoff, Jul 5, 2011
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  3. namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    I don't think I've ever had this problem. Then again, I try to shit at work, so I like to take my time getting paid to poop.
    namelessentity, Jul 5, 2011
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  4. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    Saving your tp at home?
    gB dAvId x, Jul 5, 2011
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  5. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    It's god's way of prolonging the pleasure.
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  6. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I never actually paid attention.
    mistawiskas, Jul 5, 2011
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  7. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    If you poop 10 minutes a day at work it's like a whole week's vacation by year's end.
    Commissar Smersh, Jul 5, 2011
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  8. Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    Basically yes, its applying pressure to the urethra (sp?) And causing you to stop until the pressure is gone.
    Phant0m51, Jul 5, 2011
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  9. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    Someone likes it in the butt...
    gB dAvId x, Jul 5, 2011
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  10. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    This thread is representative of why Tweak is so awesome.
    MSP, Jul 6, 2011
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  11. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Have you ever pondered just how hillarious the word: "turd" is?
    First time I heard the word, I was 6 years old and just by the sound of this wonderful word, I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt what it meant and had formed an instant, accurate mental image. An awesome word indeed!
    mistawiskas, Jul 6, 2011
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  12. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Maybe it conjures up the sound it makes when hitting the ground... :toimonster:
    Goofus Maximus, Jul 6, 2011
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  13. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    Your anus contraction makes you contrack the muscles at the base of your penis, the same as if you try Kegel exercices to come slower.

    To if your muscles were totally weak, you could piss and poop at the same time.

    That's about it... that one was simple :)

    Edit: holy drunk typos Batman
    Lord Kain, Jul 6, 2011
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  14. braaains gubble gubble

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    Thank you torx! It's been so long since we've had a good bathroom thread.
    braaains, Jul 7, 2011
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  15. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    One could say this thread is full of crap! ;)
    Goofus Maximus, Jul 7, 2011
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  16. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    yeah, this is a pretty shitty topic.............................................................wtf,Torx? :lol:
    mistawiskas, Jul 7, 2011
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  17. j0k3r El Chupacabra

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    Next time you have to fart, go to vocaroo (http://vocaroo.com/), record it and post a link in this thread. Win.
    j0k3r, Jul 7, 2011
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  18. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    More toilet questions!

    Why do the nuts on the toilet handle tighten and loosen in the opposite direction from all other US standard nuts and bolts? I just replaced the broken handle on the W.C., and spent a good minute cranking that sucker in the wrong direction! I thought it was just rusted tight, but then noticed how tight the old handle was getting. After that, I was semi-prepared when the cheapo replacement turned out to be the same.
    Goofus Maximus, Jul 7, 2011
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  19. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    To counter the main direction of torque, namely clockwise. So to counter the clockwise you make the threading go the same direction (oposite direction from inside the water closet). This way, instead of a motion that would tend to loosen the nut, it torques in the direction of tightening the nut.
    mistawiskas, Jul 7, 2011
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  20. Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Thank you. I never thought about toilet torque before my bad case of floppy-handle. :D
    Goofus Maximus, Jul 7, 2011
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  21. ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    I can do both at the same time, am I special??

    My toilet for the last few days:

    [IMG]
    ninefivezero, Jul 7, 2011
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  22. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    Super outhouse v2.0 limited edition.

    Thats fukin awesome
    Torx, Jul 8, 2011
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  23. ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    That one is actually a flush toilet too. We are flushing with a bucket of water, but water lines will be setup soon.

    Here is another cool toilet on a friends property I've used:

    IMG_9162 (Custom).JPG

    IMG_9168 (Custom).JPG
    ninefivezero, Jul 8, 2011
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