Hang on to yo' az. The time lapse increases exponentially. Relax, you're still a young fart, happy birthday.
Happy Birthday from random Google image search: I was going to post a picture of this beefcake hanging his banana hammock over a cake, but I didn't want to NSFW the thread.
You just want to sleep with him. You're hoping to someday meet him in real life and have him remember how nice you were on the forums with the hopes of him sleeping with you. Amirite?!? Happy birthday Scrubs!
John, because you're the man... I'll wish you happy birthday in both threads. Happy birthday man! Can't believe you're 26...