Hey, thanks man! The big 35 today. I'm leaving work early, doing my hour of cardio, and then heading to the bar to get wasted. My teenager and wife are making my life a living hell right now so I just need some liquid refreshment.
five more short years and you'll be entering old-fogiehood! happy birthday my brother from another mother. Sorry to hear about the home life. Please be carefull with the car keys tonight. 35......my oldest turns 35 in a couple of months. spank that monkey?
Go to some range and play with some fire arms. Make a pit fire in your yard and BBQ full chicken on open fire just have blast. Cant have much fun unless its 100 percent conscious.
Slay a hippy, might make you feel better. Anyways, happy belated birthday man. If they're anything like my shitty birthdays you'll have some pretty decent upcoming days.