Did I just turn down a blow job?

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  1. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    A knock at my hotel room door, and it's a young latin girl in a maid's uniform. "Would jew like a turn down service?" "No, thanks. Have a nice evening."

    But my hotel does not offer turn down service. :shock:

    I think she was offering a GO down service and I just said "no thanks"... :crybaby:
    MSP, Dec 20, 2005
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  2. CHEDaddy New Member

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    They can't suck it worth a crap. You need a good chinese girl or a hillbilly girl for that.
    CHEDaddy, Dec 20, 2005
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  3. Nothing. G-Riot

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    Lol that would be funny if you said yes :p
    Nothing., Dec 20, 2005
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  4. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I only had six bucks in cash, and I doubt she took plastic. For six dollars I doubt she would have even given it a lick... :(
    MSP, Dec 20, 2005
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  5. Sweatervest New Member

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    Wtf is turn down service?
    Sweatervest, Dec 20, 2005
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  6. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    They turn down your bed, generally putting a chocolate on your pillow. This is a nice hotel, but not that nice...
    MSP, Dec 20, 2005
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  7. smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    I thought you were married for some reason :-k
    smirnoff, Dec 20, 2005
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  8. succubus Comfortably Numb

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    was it a french maid's uniform, or just a regular boring uniform...
    succubus, Dec 20, 2005
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  9. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Yeah, I love that woman. And I'll tell her about this in the morning. I told her just today "If you call my room and a woman answers, even if you hear me in the background, you've dialed the wrong room!" :lol:

    She's got a great sense of humor, and trust apparently...
    MSP, Dec 20, 2005
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  10. hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    personally i like the ones with out teeth, even if it means knocking a few out :evil:
    hans5849, Dec 20, 2005
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  11. Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline

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    nah... I think you might have turned down 8 STDs
    Lord Kain, Dec 21, 2005
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  12. Chair New Member

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    darn
    Chair, Dec 21, 2005
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  13. Hubcap Holla

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    Was she even hot at all?
    Hubcap, Dec 21, 2005
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  14. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Serviceable, but not gorgeous. And no succubus, it was a standard maid uniform... :(

    I told my wife about it and she thought it sounded like a booty call too. I forgot to mention that about 45 minutes before the Latin girl showed up my hotel room phone rang and when I answered they hung up. And after I said "no thanks" she went straight to the elevator and left. Didn't knock on any other doors at all... :-k
    MSP, Dec 21, 2005
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