DAMN! :[

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by nidex, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. nidex Hood Rich

    Didn't win the MegaMillions. Not even a tiny piece of it. I was so sure I was gonna win that I bought 10,000 lottery tickets today and spent the rest of my savings on hookers and cocaine, now my car is out of gas and I don't have enough gas to make it to the gas station, and even if I did, I have no money to put gas in the car. Hopefully nobody else won so I can win when it goes up to whatever it goes up to. :D
  2. -=Lurker=- Everyday I'm Shufflin'

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    I bought $5 worth.

    Got 2 numbers. Oh well.
  3. Coleman fresh off the corner

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    Never played the lottery...

    but if anyone wins don't forget about the little people!
  4. Ranger Warrior

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  5. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Same here
  6. Jamsan Junior Member

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    off by 1, off by 10 - whats the difference? This isn't horseshoes or hand grenades we're talking.
  7. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    The odds are so astronomical, I never play.
  8. nidex Hood Rich

    Yeah, but you can't win if you don't play. Sure, you may never win... but it's only a dollar, not like it would make a huge dent in your savings account considering you probably spend more at a vending machine. The chances of winning don't go up with buying more tickets, the most I've ever bought is 5.
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  9. Sparky mouseketeer

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    I'm pretty sure that within the next 50-100 years, either nobody will be playing the lottery or we'll all be forced to play the lottery.
  10. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    That is a random prediction, Sparky. Lotteries have been around forever, hell they were even suggested as a way to fund our federal government in the beginning (lol not much different now amirite?).
  11. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    we got enough back to pay for our tickets for the megabucks and megamillions.

    The Lottery weird movie:

    [video=youtube;pIm93Xuij7k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIm93Xuij7k[/video]

    [video=youtube;PMhV3fwx5Sg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMhV3fwx5Sg&feature=relmfu[/video]