Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by MSP, May 31, 2012.
Just saw this on Facebook, used to date the girl on the left's aunt... :shock:
Heh.....they're at the beauty shop. Kinda like spending for new carpet in some of the dump houses I contract to make barely rentable. Most should be torn down rather than rented. WTH, the money is green.
what does the aunt look like?
When I dated her the aunt was full figured and a freak. Since then she's gotten OUTRAGEOUSLY fat. So much so that when I saw her the next time she was riding on a church float in a parade, and before I realized who it was joked "Look, those two floats are doing it!" "Oh god, that's Cathy!!!"
Too bad you can't buy beauty in a shop... because these two would buy a boatload
in on this.
moar pics for lulz
The one on the left is as fat and disgusting on the inside as she is the out. She's the product of a fat, lazy, indulgent lay-at-home Mom, and a workaholic (and also indulgent) father. The sad thing is she found some fool who doesn't mind fucking a tub of lard and they've soiled the gene pool at least once.
Woof. I'll stay in New England, thanks.
I can still see them all standing around their kitchen stove deep frying and eating an entire box of funnel cake mix and powdered sugar...
Dude, remember that you fucked her pre-lard self!!!!
Woah, woah, woah! I never put my rod in ANY of the "women" in the photo above. Even super fat my ex-girlfriend doesn't look as bad as those two.
Ah, I missed the aunt part.
That's his story, and he's stickin' to it!
Basically I dated the youngest of 5 sisters, she was 17 and her oldest sibling was in her 40s! So I actually went to high school with kids who called me "Uncle Ryan" because I was poking their aunt.
^^^ Lol. The cow is actually married, and her husband is pretty normal looking. Thin, no horns or anything. Must have massively low self esteem or something.
Of she blows like a central vacuum system.
in after home alone quote. greatest ever, lmao
Clearly she has some strong appetites.
Isn't it great when your exes (or people you don't like) get fat?
Yeah, and when I show up weighing less than and am in tons better shape than when we were an item. The looks on thier faces is priceless. I can only say that about a few ex's as I have managed to outlive most of them.
I know for a fact that I will outlive a majority of my ex's. Aside from a select few, I have always lived a much more active lifestyle with much more plausible goals. I have no intention of slowing down or living any sort of a unhealthy lifestyle. I have too much to accomplish in my life to just give up and get lazy!
Beware Wil Courtier! People with active lifestyles are greatly at risk! If anything happens that de-active-izes your lifestyle, your current calorie count will balloon you up in no time flat!
Jeebus, what jinx-ation!! You're just begging to get run over by a bus or have a decaying satellite fall on you.
MSP, the pic of a niece of an -ex? Really? Spiteful much?
She friended me on Facebook, and that lovely picture just appeared on my news feed one day. It was so grotesquely funny I just had to share with the group. I broke up with her aunt 21 years ago, so there's definitely no malice at this point.
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