1) That must have been one raging hard-on he had. 2) How stupid can you get? Didn't even try to conceal his plates, and could have actually gotten away with it had he parked down the street and hiked into the back of the store with a crow bar and a hooded sweat shirt. Any store with more than $20 worth of inventory has security cameras all over, everybody knows that. So here's my question, did he actually get off before the cops arrived? I can just envision him fucking the Turbo Suck 3000 just as the cops bust through the front door.
Conversation to wife: "Honey I got that toy you wanted. One problem though, I stole it and have been arrested, could you please bail me out?"
