Anyone ever use a Bidet?

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  1. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    gB dAvId x, Jul 29, 2012
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  2. Sparky mouseketeer

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    Seat temp and water temp controls look nifty, but will it massage your g-spot too?
    Sparky, Jul 29, 2012
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  3. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    what g-spot? youd have to ask a female that question sparky
    gB dAvId x, Jul 29, 2012
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  4. Commissar Smersh Communist Member of the Great Proletariat

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    I think Sparky is referring to your prostate fun zone. It's also a bad idea to squirt water up vagina and quite possibly for similar reason into the pooper.

    Also, for $250 that's damn tempting, though would likely go with the cheaper non-electric one in my apartment. Hrmmmmmm.
    Commissar Smersh, Jul 29, 2012
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  5. HEAVY-D Eh?!

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    Hell no I've never used a bidet cause I'm an American! ;)
    HEAVY-D, Jul 29, 2012
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  6. Dustin nomnomnom

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    My ex had one and they are absolutely amazing. I think they won't catch on with the fat fuck North Americans and their diarrhoea nasty ass

    If you're not a disgusting sloth, they are just the best thing ever and so clean :)

    Toilet paper is absurd and so wasteful
    Dustin, Jul 29, 2012
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  7. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Oh man, I've always wanted one of those! Only $250? How hairy is installation?
    MSP, Jul 29, 2012
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  8. bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Looks to be pretty simple. I imagine that you'd just do the following:
    1. Remove old toilet seat
    2. Replace with the Bidet toilet seat
    3. Shut water supply to toilet, install T connection. Run supply to Bidet toilet seat.
    4. Plug in toilet seat.
    5. Enjoy your clean anus (or have your significant other enjoy your clean anus).
    6. IDB?

    ~Will Courtier~
    bigwill51534, Jul 29, 2012
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  9. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    If Americans had bidets all along we'd never have gotten to the Moon. As indulgent as we are, if we could sit all day with soothing warm water splashing our backsides we'd never emerge from the morning constitutional to go to work. Sure explains how the Wehrmacht conquered France so easily . . .
    JZL, Jul 29, 2012
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  10. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    They seem to have cheaper ones on amazon for <50 but hell for 200 more i can have one with a remote, its definitely going in my main bathroom!
    gB dAvId x, Jul 29, 2012
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  11. Dustin nomnomnom

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    They're very popular in Japan and those mofos work practically 24/7
    Dustin, Jul 29, 2012
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  12. gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    hey thats less time wiping your ass, plus im sure it feels good

    if anything they're better for the environment like someone mentioned above
    gB dAvId x, Jul 29, 2012
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  13. Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    whoa, that looks awesome! good find!
    Torx, Jul 29, 2012
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  14. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    you still have to wipe your ass to get the water off. I won't use one but have installed plenty of them.
    mistawiskas, Jul 30, 2012
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  15. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    Why won't you use one? Don't you like being fresh as the morning dew? 'Fraid it'll turn ya gay?
    JZL, Jul 30, 2012
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  16. MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    A bidet would be nice for me because I'm so obsessive compulsive. In fact my wiping regimen borders on insanity. A light wipe with toilet paper, followed by a wet wipe (like a baby wipe), and then another pass with toilet paper to dry... :eek:
    MSP, Jul 31, 2012
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  17. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    Yeah, I started using a wet-wipe closer when I saw the Brad Colbert character in Generation Kill use 'em. If course, he was shitting into some roadside ditch in Iraq, but what the heck.
    JZL, Jul 31, 2012
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  18. ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    I was actually thinking I should get some wet wipes before setting off on my bike trip... it's probably a very good idea actually.
    ninefivezero, Jul 31, 2012
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  19. MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    I poop, I wipe, I flush, I was my hands. One of the simplest things I do at least 2 to 3 times a day.
    MaesterB, Jul 31, 2012
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  20. ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Shitty. I'm a once a day at most.
    ninefivezero, Jul 31, 2012
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  21. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Because they are as gay as you can get, that's why. I'd rather wipe the shit off than have it pressure blasted back up inside me. That shit has to go sodomewhere.
    mistawiskas, Jul 31, 2012
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  22. JZL Galactic Rim Job

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    Man, you need to start doing some kegels and tighten up that sphincter. DROP & GIVE ME TWENTY!!
    JZL, Jul 31, 2012
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  23. mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Besides, I'm so regular, I barely even need TP. Why complicate things?;)
    mistawiskas, Aug 1, 2012
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