ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING, ITS FORREAL (gtfih)(srs)(news)

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  1. nidex

    nidex Hood Rich

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    I saw an advertisement for "What to do in the zombie apocalypse" on the L the other day. I should've taken a picture of it, it was pretty funny. I'm guessing it was prepared by the CDC, kind of as a joke, but more-so in the reasoning that they are trying to get people to be aware of what to do in an actual disaster, using the zombie apocalypse as an attention-getter because most people would ignore "What to do in a tornado", or similar.

    Found the CTA advertisement online, here's a picture:
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  2. 86mcss

    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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  3. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    LOL "your IPAD can't help you"
  4. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    "do not feel attachment"

    fuckin lol, good job cdc!
  5. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    lol wouldn't the world be a much more chill place if people smoked weed instead of doing other drugs?

    Oh and did anyone see Prometheus? Maybe it isn't zombies... maybe it's aliens!!
  6. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Aliens are so much more intersting than zombies because....welll...................they're aliens.
  7. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    This is good relationship advice actually.
  8. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    crowchaser not to be taken seriously

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  11. nidex

    nidex Hood Rich

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    They were smoking pot?! No wonder. I mean, when I smoke weed, I have an urge to kill and eat people. Doesn't everybody? We need to keep this stuff illegal.
  12. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    That musta been one helluva doobie then.
  13. nidex

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    Doobie, bath salts, dust... same shit.
  14. MSP

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    Wondered when somebody was going to post this. Just pot, wasn't even laced?
  15. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    The article mentions, and correctly, that there are many synthetic, "designer" substances that can't be tested for. So while he did test positive for Cannabis and negative for the other stuff they tested for, there are tons of other chemicals that aren't usually and don't need to be tested for that could have been in his system.

    Or he may have simply been batshit crazy.
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    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    No fingers or toes? Man, that would be harsh. How would you open a beer, or beat off?!?
  18. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    That's only a couple hundred miles away. At least it's a bit too far for rodents to spread it very fast. Max-cat is a cat of the rodentus fuckemuppus variety.





  19. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    That cat is on bath salts.
  20. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    And......he likes his mouse brains warm too.
  21. 86mcss

    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    the zombies are back!

    http://www.secretsofthefed.com/two-zombie-attacks-in-texas-in-two-days-zombie-plague-spreads/

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  22. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Maybe that's what those government guys are smoking too. ;)