ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING, ITS FORREAL (gtfih)(srs)(news)

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  1. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    a collection of headlines from this month in FL. also illinois is getting reports.

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    man face got ate off in FL, dead baby found with toes and face ate off in tx, nj man cut himself and threw his intestines at police, luka magnotta the icepick killer, now these hazmat reports in FL, and weird shit in IL going on.
  2. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    You're being overly dramat... wait! WAI... AUUUGGHHH!! Help!!!! HELloouuurgh bleaaaouur guooooah! bRaaAaaIIiIINnnNnnNNNnnSSsssSSSssssssSSSssss........
  3. 86mcss

    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart

    http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/ma...dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story

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    im lol at all these threads floating around online..but this shit does seem weird.
  4. Phant0m51

    Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    Yeah, the sensationalism is crazy right now. But I'll be honest, there's a ton of crazy shit going on right now. Or at least there's a lot of stuff being mentioned in the papers.
  5. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    It all serves to make me wonder exactly what isn't being metioned in the media.
    "live free, or die hard' folks.
  6. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    zombie outbreak while the un takes over the internet.

    obama saves the day, wins reelection.


    heres another updated list

    4-17-2012 - Man tried to bite another man, was stun gunned
    5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off
    5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight
    5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies
    5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell
    5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester
    5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose
    5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis
    5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Police
    5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest
    5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
    5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them
    5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders
    5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man
    5-31-2012 - San Antonio woman kills 3 week old son, beheads him & eats his brain <-This is old, a update on a 2009 crime - thanks Klassfied!
    5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart
    *** 5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
  7. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    It's time everyone starts abusing bath salts.
  8. crowchaser

    crowchaser not to be taken seriously

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  9. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    for all we know this shit happens everyday but never reported in the news.

    all the sudden its being reported and we all get hysterical.
    SIKE, fucking zombies are here!!! kill emmm!!!
  10. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    There's a major campaign within the DEA against bath salts use right now. Is it any wonder the media is being used in this campaign? Things that normally wouldn't be more than second or third page news are making national headlines and are attempting to go viral because it just plain works. The media/internet as a cattle prod. But this otrocious shit is the ugly side of humans for sure. If the use of a substance is the cause, we need to do something about it.
  11. 86mcss

    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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    I have a cold right now. Should I be worried?
  12. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    smoke some bath salts

    report back
    stay safe brah
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  13. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    But do it in florida. Odd behavior fits right in apparently. ;)
  14. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_MDPV.shtml

    I'm all for ". . . in the name of science," but I'd rather read other people's stories instead of finding myself naked and covered in blood in the back of a police cruiser.

    Also, Big Lurch did this years ago:

  15. Torx

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    Louisiana man bites victims face off
  16. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I blame umbrella corp!
  17. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    1. 3-08-2012 - Father Bites Off 6-Year-Old Son’s Penis Before Brave Witnesses Can Stop Him
    2. 3-24-2012 - Man attacks, growls Miami police who try to help him
    3. 4-10-2012 - Woman attacked in home in bitten multiple times
    4. 4-11-2012 - Baby declared dead wakes up in Argentine morgue
    5. 4-13-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
    6. 4-16-2012 - Brazil 'cannibals turned women into pastries' 5+ People
    7. 4-17-2012 - Man tried to bite another man, was stun gunned
    8. 5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off
    9. 5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight
    10. 5-04-2012 - USDA Quarantines 2 Farms Amid Mad Cow Investigation; Offspring Euthanized
    11. 5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies
    12. 5-11-2012 - Necrotizing Fasciitis: Georgia Woman Fights Flesh-Eating Bacteria
    13. 5-11-2012 - Man pronounced dead at crash leaves hospital alive
    14. 5-11-2012 - Baby boy declared dead by doctors, found to be alive
    15. 5-12-2012 - 'Dead' man wakes up at funeral that becomes celebration
    16. 5-16-2012 - 2 Teachers, Students at Hollywood High School Hospitalized After Breaking Out in Rashes - Second floor evacuated, classroom quarantined after rash break out
    17. 5-17-2012 - Second Flesh-Eating Victim Reported
    18. 5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell
    19. 5-19-2012 - Unknown Chemical sends 5 from Florida airport to hospital
    20. 5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester
    21. 5-23-2012 - Tractor-trailer cargo hazmat leak causes I-285 rush hour shutdown
    22. 5-23-2012 - U.S. Quarantines 6,000 Hogs Fed Tainted Pet Food
    23. 5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose
    24. 5-24-2012 - Second Broward school reports mystery rash
    25. 5-24-2012 - Third Victim Flesh-Eating Disease Lands Man in Same Hospital as Aimee Copeland
    26. 5-25-2012 - Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus
    27. 5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis
    28. 5-25-2012 - 4th Victim Loses Leg to Flesh-Eating Bacteria
    29. 5-25-2012 - Haitian Declared Dead Wakes Up in Funeral
    30. 5-25-2012 - American Airlines 'disoriented' passenger detained after flight disruption
    31. 5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Police
    32. 5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest
    33. 5-27-2012 - Russian "cannibal" admits to eating hearts & livers of 6+ people
    34. 5-27-2012 - Contractor bites 2 Lowe's employees, resists arrest
    35. 5-28-2012 - University of Illinois has hazardous materials accident at the Institute of Genomic Biology
    36. 5-28-2012 - Woman caught performing sex act on highway tries to bite cops
    37. 5-29-2012 - Palm Coast man accused of strangling kitten, biting lips off another
    38. 5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
    39. 5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them
    40. 5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders
    41. 5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man
    42. 5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart
    43. 5-31-2012 - Boy attacks, bites school bus driver multiple times
    44. 5-31-2012 - Two officers suffer bite wounds and bruises while subduing man at Ipswich hospital
    45. 6-01-2012 - Staten Island Pizza Shop Owner Bites Mans Ear
    46. 6-02-2012 - Nigeria: How Female Student Was Killed/Eaten By a Cannibal
    47. 6-02-2012 - Jason Levert Johns Attacks/Bites On Wife In Rockingham County
    48. 6-02-2012 - FIFTH victim has emergency surgery as flesh-eating bacteria strikes again
    updated list, most is sensationalism and common shit anyways. just entertainment for now.
  18. Torx

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  20. mistawiskas

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    Fuckinay! The shit is spraying out the backside of the fan alll right.
  21. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I like how we've moved from reasonably plausible public health panics like bird flu and mad cow, to full on science fiction public health panics like a zombie apocalypse. But just in case I think I'll buy some more ammo this weekend... :eek:
  22. mistawiskas

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    Buckshot is getting expensive as hell.....add that to the zombie panic.
  23. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    Oh maaan, I knew you guys wouldn't let me down. This is pretty much the reason I came back. I don't really get a lot of time to watch the news or read everything I would like to.

    So yeah. Zombies. wtf?

    Did anyone mention Snookie's baby and how she is due when the world is supposed to end? lol

    Why can't everyone just smoke weed instead?
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  24. Torx

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    yadidaaaasss bacckkkk!!!!! yeaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  25. mistawiskas

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    I wish they'd hurry up and cave in to the inevitability of legallizing weed. I've got a couple acres just waiting for the income opportunity. (dammit.....there's no "unibrow" smiley!)