You wake up TODAY and find out you're now Asian....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    what do you do?
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  3. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Me and a girlfriend go meet a stranger on a bus.
  4. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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  5. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Crash into a parked car and then yell at the driver when he eventually shows up.
  6. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    lmao!

    hmmmm.... so what I'd do?

    First I'd band my big tittied japanese GF and hear her come like she was crying.

    Then I eat miso soup and go work at the hospital with asian nutjobs (scatophilia and clean stuff like that).
  7. Scrubbin_Bubbles

    Scrubbin_Bubbles My E-Penis Is HUGE

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    I go play Mah-jong in Vegas?
  8. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Blow my brains out because my penis shrunk and I can't reach stuff on the top shelf anymore.

    But I'd do it efficiently.
  9. Jishory

    Jishory Junior Member

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  10. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    mmmmm asian girls. :drool:

    But since I'd be an asian guy, I'd totally bitch out and not talk to any of them, except for the ones that are family friends. While staring at my feet, we'd have awkward friend-zone'd relations and whenever I'd try to make a move, Grandma Cho would come downstairs or Aunt Pak would pop up from the downstairs apartment to make ramen in the kitchen. Family is life.

    Distraught, tiny, and with my boring straight black hair, I'd probably just fire up Starcraft and zerg rush some stupid white folks after furiously masturbating to porn of my own ethnicity. Crying asian girls are HAWT.
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  11. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    Torx, did your mom drunkenly call you and tell you you're part Asian and part Mexican?
  12. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Start smoking cigarettes
  13. Binman

    Binman Pervert

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    *Looks down at pixelated crotch*

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............!
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  14. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Go find an Indian dude with a funny name to have wacky hijinks with all for some tiny burgers.
  15. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    Get pissed because I can't reach the dishes on the top shelf anymore.
  16. Phant0m51

    Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    Ditch my job and go work someplace where my skills work best. Anything math oriented, really. Make my girlfriend go open a convenience store and pay the vietnamese lady across the street to come do nails in our basement.
  17. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    fuckin awesome lol, and lol at sparky.
  18. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    LO freakin' L