Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Sep 29, 2011.
what do you do?
Me and a girlfriend go meet a stranger on a bus.
Suddenly have a problem with an overflowing toilet
Crash into a parked car and then yell at the driver when he eventually shows up.
hmmmm.... so what I'd do?
First I'd band my big tittied japanese GF and hear her come like she was crying.
Then I eat miso soup and go work at the hospital with asian nutjobs (scatophilia and clean stuff like that).
I go play Mah-jong in Vegas?
Blow my brains out because my penis shrunk and I can't reach stuff on the top shelf anymore.
But I'd do it efficiently.
Kick ass at my engineering classes.
mmmmm asian girls.
But since I'd be an asian guy, I'd totally bitch out and not talk to any of them, except for the ones that are family friends. While staring at my feet, we'd have awkward friend-zone'd relations and whenever I'd try to make a move, Grandma Cho would come downstairs or Aunt Pak would pop up from the downstairs apartment to make ramen in the kitchen. Family is life.
Distraught, tiny, and with my boring straight black hair, I'd probably just fire up Starcraft and zerg rush some stupid white folks after furiously masturbating to porn of my own ethnicity. Crying asian girls are HAWT.
Torx, did your mom drunkenly call you and tell you you're part Asian and part Mexican?
Start smoking cigarettes
*Looks down at pixelated crotch*
Go find an Indian dude with a funny name to have wacky hijinks with all for some tiny burgers.
Get pissed because I can't reach the dishes on the top shelf anymore.
Ditch my job and go work someplace where my skills work best. Anything math oriented, really. Make my girlfriend go open a convenience store and pay the vietnamese lady across the street to come do nails in our basement.
fuckin awesome lol, and lol at sparky.
LO freakin' L