Do I have the same skills, but I also am fluent in Spanish? If so, I think I could get a better job pretty quickly where I live.
Damn, somebody already beat me to the Home Depot. Get in my Astro van (with clear tail lights), pick up 34 of my cousins and drive to the parts store to get oil for my hair.
This thread is going to be the shining jewel of T3D. Wake up and get in my CRX, head to work at the honda dealer garage.
I think by the responses we can tell who is racist and who isn't... And for the record, I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally!
For sure I would wake up to discover myself leaning against a tree or building, in the middle of the afternoon, with my hat pulled down over my eyes.
I would realize everyone in the world wants to be me. They want to eat my awesome food. They want to be tanned my awesome color. They want to date my beautiful women. They want to speak my awesome language because they realize when I roll my "R's" their wife wants to sit on my face. The list could go on and on.
I would join the drug cartels and quickly move up there ranks ... or become a Cop/politician then join the drug cartels and more quickly move up there ranks.
Steal a car stereo and pawn it. Take the $15 I get and buy a bottle of tequila. Drink said tequila and take a siesta. Wake up, have unprotected sex with my girlfriend (the pope won't allow us to wear condoms).