Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, Sep 27, 2011.
what do you do?
Hop in my beat up F150 with 8 of my homies and head to home depot?
Do I have the same skills, but I also am fluent in Spanish? If so, I think I could get a better job pretty quickly where I live.
Immediately move my car from the car port to the nearest lawn.
Damn, somebody already beat me to the Home Depot.
Get in my Astro van (with clear tail lights), pick up 34 of my cousins and drive to the parts store to get oil for my hair.
This thread is going to be the shining jewel of T3D.
Wake up and get in my CRX, head to work at the honda dealer garage.
Steal some oranges off a produce truck and sell them on the corner.
I would take away your job, mang.
I think by the responses we can tell who is racist and who isn't...
And for the record, I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally!
I bang my big tittied latina GF.
I eat tasty enchiladas and burritos!
sounds realistic to me Kain.....
What else could a person do?
For sure I would wake up to discover myself leaning against a tree or building, in the middle of the afternoon, with my hat pulled down over my eyes.
I would realize everyone in the world wants to be me. They want to eat my awesome food. They want to be tanned my awesome color. They want to date my beautiful women. They want to speak my awesome language because they realize when I roll my "R's" their wife wants to sit on my face.
The list could go on and on.
check if head is still there
Which one of your heads?
Get accepted to Harvard before I turn white.
I would join the drug cartels and quickly move up there ranks ... or become a Cop/politician then join the drug cartels and more quickly move up there ranks.
"Chip in to buy a car, drive back home to get some more cholos" - Tay
You stop celebrating "Cinco de Mayo" like the rest of us.
Steal a car stereo and pawn it. Take the $15 I get and buy a bottle of tequila. Drink said tequila and take a siesta. Wake up, have unprotected sex with my girlfriend (the pope won't allow us to wear condoms).