You know what's worse than puking??

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  1. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Puking in a toilet that you just had takin' a big shit in secs before.

    My whole family is sick. This sucks.
  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Damn, weren't you just sick not long ago? I hope it's just a short lived thing and everyone gets better soon.
  3. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Chest infections all around that, despite antibiotics, still lingered.

    Now, it's the flu from one of my wife's daycare kids.

    I should have stayed out of town one more week.
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    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Daycare? That explains a lot. Need to start a heavy regimen of zink intensive foods and perhaps suppliments.
    Antibiotics do nothing to kill virii. Zink aids in preventing viral replication. Legumes are heavy in zink.
    Horrible time of year to come down with the crud.
  5. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    Sorry but i lol'd.
    Get better dude.
  6. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    Vomit is scary, glad you're dealing with it better than I would.

    I haven't puked since I was in Elementary school. Yeah, I've gotten blackout drunk to the point where I should have puked (Edward 40 hands, etc) but I fight through the spins and keep my contents unpurged. I could probably keep a spoonful of ipecac down.
  7. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    The respiratory thing my clan had was brutal, 4-6 weeks even with antibiotics. H1N1? I dunno, maybe.
  8. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I concider myself really fortunate or am doing the right things for my imune system. i've only had to endure one headcold this year so far. And it only lasted three days. The wife and my mom got it twice. Unfortunately it was smack dab in the middle of the Thanksgiving holiday and i tasted not one bit of T-day dinner.
    I attribute my health to training my imune system to fight bacterias instead of relying on chemical antibacterial agents and eating huge amounts of foods laden with zink. Unlike the wife who wants to encrust everything with anti bacterial soaps and chems.
    It's a sad commentary that with modern health related industry (s), that it's more lucrative to treat maladies rather than prevent or cure them. After all, where'd they be if everyone was a bastian of good health?

    BTW: Speaking of flu symptoms. You ever wonder what diareah looks like when unleashed underwater?

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    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    In that situation, there's absolutely no time to toss a coin.
  10. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Ass = toilet
    Mouth = garbage can by the toilet

    Multitasking! :D
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    Screw that. Puking is better than dealing with the spins and feeling miserable. Just get it over with and feel better. Besides, puking due to alcohol is your body trying to keep you alive. LOL
  12. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    This, or the other way around... either would be better
  13. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Split second maneuvers. There were a couple of times where my body just wasn't sure WTF it wanted to do. Drop some kids of at the pool, and spin around quickly to pray to the porcelin god. Clean up can happen later.

    My abs are so sore from vomiting. It's SO wrong.

    As for the garbage can....we have this little dinky one by the toilet...it would have been overflowing. :D
  14. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    I was going to say jerking off with muratic acid. I haven't thrown up from being sick in so long (excluding that bad burrito).
  15. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Finally over that last hurdle. Back in the office today feeling almost 100%.

    I tried yesterday...but was too busy focusing on the nausea that I couldn't do much work.

    So much better today!! And same with the rest of my family.