Yay! The foundations of Science has just become stronger!

Scientists have created a vital database of unparalleled importance for... fundamental scientific inquiry?

Sorry, couldn't help myself! Let the jokes begin!

Sigh. I hear the crickets chirping, as my thread lands with a thud.

That's what I call putting those degrees to good use.

Yes, this research is like a breath of fresh air... . . .

I'm wondering if ideas like these are from the same researchers:

The Nobel Prize in Bovine Scatology for sure!

I wish that were a real thing.

... moo - you want to stick that tube WHERE-moo?