Little Miss Muffet (woman) sat on her tuffet, drinking gasoline. Along came a spider (man) with a cigarette lighter, and blew her to smithereens.
little bo peep fucked her sheep, blew her horse, licked its feet. she ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice.
Old mothe Hubbard, went to the cupboard, To get her poor dawg a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, 'Cause he had a bone of his own!
