Women are fking weird...

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  1. -=Lurker=-

    -=Lurker=- **BANNED**

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    ^Are you fking serious?
  2. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Sex isn't everything in life.
  3. -=Lurker=-

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    Lies.... LIES......
  4. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    It's probably part of the reason everyone always thinks the opposite sex is crazy. I've seen people do some pretty weird shit for the chance at sex.
  5. ninefivezero

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    Well, yah, people are stupid.
  6. ThatHideousStrength

    ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    srious.
  7. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    I'm actually gonna save the 'pro-virgin' speech because I know majority of this forum sees otherwise. Don't be embarrassed about it, that's all.
  8. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    Nah he's not. He likes Nebor though.
  9. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    Part of me thought Nebor was a joke on this forum. Another member pretending to be gay...wtf happened to Nebor?
  10. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    Wait, you have over 1000 posts and I've never heard of you.

    Wtf?
  11. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    It's actually kind of stupid when you think about it.

    I mean really think about it.

    Really.
  12. Antigone

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    I'm a ninja.

    *disappears*
  13. ninefivezero

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    You are such a great, wise and powerful man. Please teach me your ways!
  14. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    25 without sex.. yea.. i probably would have killed myself to be honest. i mean, no offense to the older virgins here.. but damn, youre only young once, 15-20 more years theres a good chance you wont be able to work your mojo.

    i understand there may be alot of hurdles for some to get their tip wet (as coleman would say), maybe some cultural issues too, but damn... you gotta get laid. SERIOUSLY.
  15. nidex

    nidex Hood Rich

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    To each his own, but according to human anatomy, you're missing out on your sexual prime if you haven't had sex by the time you're 25. Seems like a waste.
  16. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Agreed. By the time I hit 25 I had laid more pipe than Mario and Luigi put together. Now I'm in my mid 30s and married it's not the drive and focus that it used to be. Kinda like the old story:

    A man in his 20s - "Man, I made love to the most beautiful woman last night!"
    A man in his 40s - "Man, I had the most amazing steak last night!"
    A man in his 60s - "Man, I took the most satisfying dump last night!"

    We grow up, we grow bored, we grow old. But women are crazy, just look at Antigone. She thinks she's a ninja! :) j/k
  17. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    Probaly the most sobering reply in this thread.
    that just depressed the fuck out of me and should be an eye opener for those "saving themselves" like some ignorant christian.

    the human orgasm, especially shared between two people is probably the most fortunate gift weve inherited as a species. take advantage of it while you can.. i cant even begin to tell you how many old men envy my youth and tell me depressing shit about wanting sex but cant perform. its sad, its really really sad.

    use it while you can, or you will regret it.
  18. ThatHideousStrength

    ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    Eh, it's regret but there isn't much I can do about it. I'm social but not socially dynamic enough to attract the opposite sex and I tend to be the quiet one of the group. I'm not saving myself for anyone and please don't assume I'm christian.
  19. sharky

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    Of the hundreds of people that use the internet this forums chose me!
  20. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    no no no, not assuming you are a christian :p :D
  21. Antigone

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    WANKER!

    Wait, I take that back.

    RICER!
  22. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Wait a minute here! I'm supposed to wait untill I'm in my 60's :eek:. I musta missed that memo. ;)
  23. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    Dude.

    It's just sex.
  24. ninefivezero

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    No it's not, Seven said so :p
  25. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    Wait, doesn't everyone appreciate taking a good dump?? wtf?
    JZL and tweakmonkey said thanks for this.