Man...I've been reading so many of these stories online about families quitting their jobs or parents telling their children "Don't worry about college...you'll be going to heaven or hell"...STUPID! It's funny because I go to church on a semi-regular basis...and nothing has been said about it. So while I know the congregation has a bunch of hand raisin' and wavin' nut jobs, it's good to see they're a little more down to earth. BUT...just in case...I'm not showing up on Sunday. In case they have a special communion with extra tasty grape juice and bread.