When the day comes, what will you pick?

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  1. Jackalope

    Jackalope NNNNEEERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!

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    To survive the ensuing zombie horde?

    1. Main weapon
    2. Backup weapon
    3. Vehicle
    4. Babe to repopulate earth with
    5. Theme song
    6. Battle cry


    1.Main weapon:

    AA12 Machine Shotgun/FRAG-12 Grenade Weapon System
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    2. Secondary weapon
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    3. Vehicle
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    4. Babe

    My girlfriend...but if she's already zombified, then it would be Selma Hayek

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    5. Song

    Static-X - Bled For Days

    6. Battle Cry

    LEEEEROOOOOYYY JEEEENKIIINS !
  2. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    Obviously you haven't read it. That is a poor choice for a primary weapon. It requires ammo, cleaning, and it will alert any nearby zombies to your presence.
  3. jake

    jake Vagabond

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    Now this is my kinda thread.

    While the ideal setup would depend on the type of zombies you are facing as well as the level of the outbreak. My longterm setup would along these lines.

    1. Primary weapon:

    Shaolin Spade (also known as Monk Spade)
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    Silence over firepower. The spade will keep zombies at a safe distance and the wide blade is ideal for damaging the spinal cord or brain to stop the fiend.

    2. Secondary weapon:

    Compact Bow
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    Also near silent. With practise allows for take down of zombie from distance when said target is unaware of my presence.

    3. Vehicle

    Mountain Bike

    Can't run out of gas.

    4. Babe to repopulate earth with:

    Current girlfriend. She knows as much about zombies as I do and is willing to take her own life if bitten and won't blink to take mine if I am infected.

    5. Theme Song:

    Flight of the Valkyrie

    Classic.

    6. Battle Cry:

    No brains for you!
  4. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    Looks like Jake has read the book :D
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  6. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    Yeah, assuming slow lumbering zombies i'd take a pole arm and a short blade as well.

    Also, assuming you were going to get a motorcycle for some reason, it'd be much better to get a well outfitted dualsport with some bags. You're not gonna be blade driving around the city lopping off heads with your katana while wearing sunglasses at night :p
  7. Ranger

    Ranger Warrior

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    honestly the slow ass zombies from romero's films dont scare me

    its the fast zombies from the 28 (time measurement) later series / left 4 dead that will fuck your world up
  8. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    My weapon of choice?
    need you ask?

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    Yeah baby!, I'm talkin' uber megatonnage!
  9. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    1. flute
    2. the fetal position
    3. rickshaw
    4. rosie o'donnel
    5. why can't we be friends
    6. "i'm a pony!"
  10. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    Yes. A small caliber carbine would clearly be the best choice, since smaller rounds are both more quiet and more likely to bounce around the inside of the skull after primary penetration.
  11. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Ha! I've got a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide sitting on my desk right now. Just last week I bought myself one of these, I'm ready: :axe:

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  12. nidex

    nidex Hood Rich

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    Main weapon:
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    Backup weapon:
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    Vehicle:
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    Babe to repopulate earth with:
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    Theme song:
    Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car

    And I wouldn't need a battle cry. Maybe the sound of Oprah coming to orgasm while I smash in the back seat of my Festiva.
  13. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    ROFL! Nidex, you're a mess. Billy Ocean... :lol:
  14. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    i'll be kicking too much ass to worry about women


    primary: two handed machete. a single swipe with the power from both arms will definately take a head off, a regular machete could take a couple tries.
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    a modest bamboo katana
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    gun shops will have been looted real quick so ammo production and availability would be very limited to scarce.

    you guys might laugh but im bringing chainmail back! zombies cant bite you through that
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    vehicle: all terrain armored unicat. if you guys wanna sleep scrunched up in your cars and hummers, i'll be taking showers and sleeping in a restful bed from a day of hacking of slashing. including night vision and 360 degree monitoring from outsiders trying to kill me for my truck. i might even throw in a top mounted gun

    lurker might have a better suggestion though

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    am i the only one that wants a zombie outbreak to happen?

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  15. demonizeZ

    demonizeZ Junior Member

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    It would be alot of fun if instead of fighting each other we get Zombies out break. LOL

    how do zombies know who is infected and who is not LOL?? beside the whole difference in appearance... I was wondering that after i saw that last Resident evil.
  16. lasthonestlook

    lasthonestlook New Member

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    Again, the book. It explains everything. :)
  17. -=Lurker=-

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    Nice pick Torx. If it was combustion engine powered land based vehicle, I'd probably say pick the same. I'd probably add a huge dual purpose fuel storage tank though.... dual because it would feed the truck and the top mounted flame-thrower.

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  18. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    Those pictures and your sig quote go hand in hand.
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    Haha, nice catch. ;)
  20. darktides

    darktides Hot stuff tonight

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    1. Main weapon
    M4 Carbine or equiv, when the army/police breakdown there will be surplus. Besides you are well stocked on ammo right? [​IMG]

    2. Backup weapon
    Glock 19, most common caliber and gun in the US. Would use an M9 as well.
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    3. Vehicle
    4x4, not sure what kind

    4. Babe to repopulate earth with
    Wife, if zombified no idea

    5. Theme song
    Total Eclipse of the Heart, Bonnie Tyler :p

    6. Battle cry
    Come on, SPOOON!

    I am not a fan of Glock or the AR15/M16 but they are common. I would like and AR10 though, the .308 has some nice range to it. Or one of Hornady's new dangerous game rounds for shits and giggles

    oh check out this site
    zombie hunters
  21. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    In terms of firearm selection, I would pick something in a caliber you could find easily. 12 gauge, 9MM, or 45ACP would all be pretty readily available. Even my local grocery store stocks all of those. They've even got a little AK and .223, but those are certainly harder to find in a pinch.
  22. QuickSilvah

    QuickSilvah New Member

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    1. Suppressed M4
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    2. Suppressed 9mm pistol (H&K USP in this case) and katana
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    3. Cannondale Scalpel Team Carbon
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    4. Felicia Day
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    5. Billy Idol - Rebel Yell

    6. No battle cry. Silence is the ultimate weapon against zombies.
  23. TheDarkSeed

    TheDarkSeed Banned

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    Nice find with the USMC M4, and who is that hottie now? Felicia Day?

    1:[​IMG]M40A3 SD I can hole myself up for some time...

    2:[​IMG]If it hits the fan...

    3:[​IMG] I can sleep in back and it'll be pre-stocked with some medical supplies. No siren use obviously.

    4:[​IMG]Mmmmmmm.

    5: Hollywood Undead - Undead

    6: WHAS GOOD NIGGA! *BOOM HEADSHOT* WHAS REALLY GOOD!
  24. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    gfrmblfmdrMy choice?sfnfflsnrfmmble

    BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSS

    *Goofus is outted*
  25. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    im surprised noones mentioned joining the "other team"
    (left 4 dead joke)