What kind of bird doesn't fly?

Discussion in 'OT Graveyard' started by succubus, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. succubus

    succubus Comfortably Numb

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    A JAILBIRD...

    Yeah - so I haven't posted for a few months. I was arrested on July 17th for felony aggravated battery. I spent 2 months in county until my preliminary hearing, which was 2 days ago. I pled guilty and copped out for 2 years probation and time served. Luckily I didn't fuck up my good time so my 60 days counted as 120. I have to take anger management for 6 months, pay over 3k in medical for the victim plus court costs, probation fees and DNA analysis. Oh, besides the fact that I have to jump through hoops for the next 2 years. Luckily they won't be making me drop piss on my visits, because the first thing I did was roll a big fat joint when I got out. I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x0x0x
  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    We have dearly missed you girl! I was wondering what has been up in the life of the one and only Succubus. Glad you're OK and have made your way back. I hope all goes well and your life gets back to normal......or at least better;)
  3. superlinuxman

    superlinuxman 3D+Linux Master

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    whoop his ass seabass!
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  5. HoldenBurn1000

    HoldenBurn1000 Mines bigger

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    Good to have you back! Did I miss all this? what happend?
  6. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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  7. El_Presidente_Pufferfish

    El_Presidente_Pufferfish I grew up here

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  8. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    lol yeah I want to hear about how brutally you kicked this girls ass.
  9. log1c

    log1c The Underwriter

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    so that's where you've been. We've been wondering. Glad to see you back! we want more story, definitely,
  10. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    nice to have you back, hope your probe isn't a dick.

    Did you beat your Ex's ass, or some one else.
  11. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Welcome back! To get a felony assault charge and spend so much time you must have really beat someone's ass, and will a claw hammer or Mr. Purply or something!!! :eek:

    I figure you can't post the details here, but PM them to me if you want. You know I wouldn't share anything you deemed confidential.

    Anyway, I've been asking about you. You've been missed.
  12. nomacs

    nomacs oscar mayer wiener

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    wow, crazy shit. jail sucks, but its good that you're out now.

    yeah, good thing you're on probation for violence, that way they won't piss test you.
  13. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    wtf, i thought you just dissapeared

    so you whooped some girls ass hardcore? good to see you back.
    we need more details. lol
  14. MovingTarget

    MovingTarget New Member

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    A penguin!!!!
  15. Chair

    Chair New Member

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    carpet party anyone? :p
  16. travisty08

    travisty08 Junior Member

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    good to have you back, ya psycho :)
  17. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    WB killer...good to see ya here again
  18. eyezik

    eyezik Banned

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    haha, sweet.


    i didnt know you smoked herb.


    buttsecks?















    jaykay.

    (seriously)
  19. succubus

    succubus Comfortably Numb

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    It wasn't a girl, it was a guy. He got out of hand (drunk) and wouldn't leave the building (this was at a party my neighbor and I were having). Long story short, I grabbed my son's hand held pellet gun off of the closet shelf on my way out of the door - it was inside of a bag. I swung it at him in the lobby when he wouldn't go towards the door - this whole time he's coming at me, trying to shove me down so he can disappear somewhere in the building. The object was to get him outside the lobby door so he couldn't re-enter the building without being buzzed in. Well, I cracked him in the head and face with the gun - this guy was freakin psychotic, I had to do something. Meantime all my drunk friends are lost in the stairway trying to come down to help me put him out. I got him out of the door, but he fell like in the entry so I couldn't shut it - so I kicked him in the face a couple of times and rolled him out when he curled himself in a ball on the floor. WELLLLLLLLLLL that's when the fun started. He called 911, sought medical treatment, I was arrested and the rest is history.



    Thanks for the welcome back, and yes to eyezek...I do smoke weed. Look at my avatar photo I'm pretty sure I was ripped when it was taken.

    To MSP and SoulAssassin - You guys rock - We'll have to do the drink thing again soon! I need to surround myself with normal drunks more often. ;)
  20. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Nice to see you again, Succubus. I was beginning to wonder where you were as well. Sorry to hear about your trouble with the cops...

    ~Will Courtier~
  21. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    Fixed...and Yes, I know
  22. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    Haha, wooo alcohol. :p

    Anyways, glad youre back.
  23. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    That kind of partying isn't normal drinking?
  24. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Funny, funny. Careful brother or I'll excommunicate you!!!

    So Succubus kicked a guy's ass? That situation sounds horribly unfair. I guess you should have just called the cops.
  25. succubus

    succubus Comfortably Numb

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    I reacted in fear for my life. He swung at me with a 40 oz bottle of cheap beer, the guy was like 6'4, I'm 5'7 - you're correct - it was terribly unfair so I had to go to extreme measures.