A JAILBIRD... Yeah - so I haven't posted for a few months. I was arrested on July 17th for felony aggravated battery. I spent 2 months in county until my preliminary hearing, which was 2 days ago. I pled guilty and copped out for 2 years probation and time served. Luckily I didn't fuck up my good time so my 60 days counted as 120. I have to take anger management for 6 months, pay over 3k in medical for the victim plus court costs, probation fees and DNA analysis. Oh, besides the fact that I have to jump through hoops for the next 2 years. Luckily they won't be making me drop piss on my visits, because the first thing I did was roll a big fat joint when I got out. I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x0x0x
We have dearly missed you girl! I was wondering what has been up in the life of the one and only Succubus. Glad you're OK and have made your way back. I hope all goes well and your life gets back to normal......or at least better
These birds aint so good at the flyin' game: http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/airplane.html And this bird definately can't fly at all:
so that's where you've been. We've been wondering. Glad to see you back! we want more story, definitely,
Welcome back! To get a felony assault charge and spend so much time you must have really beat someone's ass, and will a claw hammer or Mr. Purply or something!!! I figure you can't post the details here, but PM them to me if you want. You know I wouldn't share anything you deemed confidential. Anyway, I've been asking about you. You've been missed.
wow, crazy shit. jail sucks, but its good that you're out now. yeah, good thing you're on probation for violence, that way they won't piss test you.
wtf, i thought you just dissapeared so you whooped some girls ass hardcore? good to see you back. we need more details. lol
It wasn't a girl, it was a guy. He got out of hand (drunk) and wouldn't leave the building (this was at a party my neighbor and I were having). Long story short, I grabbed my son's hand held pellet gun off of the closet shelf on my way out of the door - it was inside of a bag. I swung it at him in the lobby when he wouldn't go towards the door - this whole time he's coming at me, trying to shove me down so he can disappear somewhere in the building. The object was to get him outside the lobby door so he couldn't re-enter the building without being buzzed in. Well, I cracked him in the head and face with the gun - this guy was freakin psychotic, I had to do something. Meantime all my drunk friends are lost in the stairway trying to come down to help me put him out. I got him out of the door, but he fell like in the entry so I couldn't shut it - so I kicked him in the face a couple of times and rolled him out when he curled himself in a ball on the floor. WELLLLLLLLLLL that's when the fun started. He called 911, sought medical treatment, I was arrested and the rest is history. Thanks for the welcome back, and yes to eyezek...I do smoke weed. Look at my avatar photo I'm pretty sure I was ripped when it was taken. To MSP and SoulAssassin - You guys rock - We'll have to do the drink thing again soon! I need to surround myself with normal drunks more often.
Nice to see you again, Succubus. I was beginning to wonder where you were as well. Sorry to hear about your trouble with the cops... ~Will Courtier~
Funny, funny. Careful brother or I'll excommunicate you!!! So Succubus kicked a guy's ass? That situation sounds horribly unfair. I guess you should have just called the cops.
I reacted in fear for my life. He swung at me with a 40 oz bottle of cheap beer, the guy was like 6'4, I'm 5'7 - you're correct - it was terribly unfair so I had to go to extreme measures.
