*updates!!* OMG MY BEARD IS SIX MONTHS OLDD11!!

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  1. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    The only thing that sucks about it is that hipsters have nearly ruined facial hair, and odd ones like the handlebar in particular in particular.

    In Seattle, I feel like I need to be wearing a t-shirt that says 'yes i have a handlebar, no i'm not a fucking hipster'.

    However, even that is doomed because to deny hipsterdom is a very hipster thing to do.

    BUT IM NOT A GOD DAMN HIPSTER111!!!11!

    Oh, here is what it looks like without the upturn:

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  2. travisty08

    travisty08 Junior Member

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    look at that fucking hipster
  3. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Dayam! That look is actually pretty good on you.
  4. ninefivezero

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    Imma cut you.
  5. GRP

    GRP oh snap

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    I lol'ed all over
  6. ninefivezero

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    If I'm a hipster, Travis is a double-super-mega-hipster :p

    Oh, and I'm adding the pictures I posted in another thread, because I'm sending this thread link to some people.

    plan-hatched..jpg

    plotting..jpg
  7. ivwshane

    ivwshane We are all old school!

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    Lol

    I like that last one!
  8. ninefivezero

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    So I've had this a week now, and it's time to cut it off. Tomorrow it will be gone. However, one more picture of it today :p

    [​IMG]

    It's hard to get those curls just right but I'm good at it now... right before I cut it off, ha.
  9. gB dAvId x

    gB dAvId x thats what she said

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    You should get a hair cut too ;)
  10. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Ahaha the Jumanji dude was spot on!!!!
    You should grow this though [​IMG]
    Looks awesome though!! Are you shaving it all off or are you just changing the style? I wish it was socially exceptable for girls to grow facial hair and style it......I'd probably grow a Merlin beard[​IMG]
  11. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    Yeah, that would be pretty funny.
  12. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Sell them on Ebay...............................sure. But be wary if the winning bid trys to take delivery in person.
  13. mattdev

    mattdev liberal crybaby

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  14. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    This pic reminded me more of this guy! :)
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  15. ninefivezero

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    More work today. Mustache stages!

    The handlebar without the lower lip:

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    Same upper lip hair, only down:

    [​IMG]

    The classic push-broom:

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    The skeezy thin-stache:

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    And finally, nothing!

    [​IMG]

    First time in nearly 7 months not having facial hair.

    Sometime next week, I'll take the big sideburns off and be truly clean-shaven for the first time in ages.
  16. ninefivezero

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    Nope, as I've said, now I'm going to grow my hair out for a while. Not sure how long, but maybe like, girl long.

    ooOOoooo!

    (and those last pictures suck, I was in a hurry)
  17. hans5849

    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    I have a mohawk now!
  18. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Pics.

    My dad told me with the big sideburns I look like a 60's British rock star, ha.
  19. smirnoff

    smirnoff Curmudgeon

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    Take off everything BUT the sideburns. :)
  20. ninefivezero

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    Ha, now that would be strange :p

    Better picture of the current hairstyle:

    [​IMG]

    I still reach to stroke my mustache sometimes, only to find it's not there!!

    But it's nice not to have hair curling into your mouth while you eat :p
  21. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    How can a man be expected to scheme without a mustache to stroke while doing so?
  22. ninefivezero

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    Well, I am finally clean shaven.

    And at least once or twice, I've almost done a double-take because I sort of don't recoginize myself yet :p

    [​IMG]
  23. Mince

    Mince Never Dice, Always Mince!

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    Now get a haircut! :p
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  25. Hubcap

    Hubcap Holla

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    i can see ben stiller in some of those pictures. You had some pretty crazy sideburns going on there.