U jellin over my daily preparation routine. (take notes)

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  1. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot. u are 1 fucking cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
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  2. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    do much drinkin tonight torx?
  3. djsoulriot

    djsoulriot Junior Member

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    So... did Torx go off the deep end a few weeks ago?
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    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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  5. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh 2020 Staff Member

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    Being Torx Highovitch.
  6. 86mcss

    86mcss Devouring your Soul

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  7. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Don't ever change Torx. the world would be a lesser place without you just the way you are.
  8. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    A complete list of Torx's drugs and supplements would look something like this:

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  9. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Whack

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    And those're only the RECTAL ones.
  10. ivwshane

    ivwshane We are all old school!

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    Im curious, what type of douche do you use for where your balls used to be?

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    Lol

    I kid, I kid. Not really though....:eek:
  11. ivwshane

    ivwshane We are all old school!

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    Do you know how I know you are gay?
  12. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
  13. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    Aw, now it's just copypasta :(
  14. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Major timeout.
  15. Commissar Smersh

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    Welp. Guess that means this thread is closed now.
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