The week of ugly continues!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by tweakmonkey, Nov 20, 2008.

  1. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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  2. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    FATTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  4. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    What the fuck kind of chain can support that thing? This shit needs to be on Modern Marvels
  5. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    Maybe he developed permanent beer goggles. That "chick" is going fucking bald due to her horrible diet. I cannot imagine any reason for someone to consider marriage with her. It sounded like he knocked her up in the forum, but really, wouldn't you rather die before you let your family and friends know you had sex with her?
  6. -=Lurker=-

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    Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
    and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.


    ROFL
  7. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    The little dude needs to come out of the closet and just admit that he's gay and that ManBearPig is his top.
  8. demonizeZ

    demonizeZ Junior Member

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    LOL.....
    I really dont like making fun of any one. But dam i cant hold back on this one. If that lady (i use that term loosely) turn and hit that guy, his head will go rolling down like a dam 5lb bowling ball. Just looking at that i feel sorry for this planet.... :eek:
  9. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    He seems really happy. Props to him. Also, I'd like some of what he's been smoking.
  10. demonizeZ

    demonizeZ Junior Member

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    LOL Yeah. Only until some M.E tell the family the COD is asphyxiation. :twisted:
  11. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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  13. Dustin

    Dustin Junior Member

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    I wish I died before seeing that thread

    Forever will I have ED
  14. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    if any of you made to page 21, an epic reply


    and heres my contribution, nothing but trouble, bobo and lil debull
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  15. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    "Wow"..................that is all.
  16. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Guys, NOBODY should ever have to settle for any of the women pictured above. Honestly, ugly is one thing, but fat of that magnitude just needs to get the fuck out of the gene pool. Back in the day girls like that would never have gotten a man and been able to reproduce, thus keeping our species healthy. SAY NO TO MORBIDLY OBESE WOMEN!

    And the same goes for the ladies. If the guy can't see his penis from the rolls of fat hanging off his torso and legs, then you don't need to see it either.
  17. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    wow.....i dont even have words for this one...
  18. SoulAssassin

    SoulAssassin Car Ramrod

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    I had a feeling this is a fake story and I didn't make it to the quote above but if this quote is true then how'd he knock her up?


    Either way, RIP my boner
  19. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    damn.. all this can't be unseen!
  20. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Call me a heartless asshole, but I don't think clothes should be made over a certain size. Once you hit XXXL for example I think you should have to make your own or wear a potato sack. Look at those dresses... :vom:
  21. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Staff Member

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    chances are that they were made especially for them man!

    And I wholeheartedly agree about your gene pool clean up opinion.

    Havling a little fat or being chunky / a little fatty is okay in my book. But that much? They are a drain of public finances.
  22. jake

    jake Vagabond

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    Oh man. The nightmares start now.
  23. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    ummmmm...giant clit or small dick?
  24. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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  25. couturedharlot

    couturedharlot couture with a chaser

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    really? do we need to keep this up?

    how do you have sex with that? seriously? some people need to be sterilized so they do not pass that fug on...