Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by tweakmonkey, Nov 20, 2008.
==I got married last weekend [pics]== - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums
Her Myspace: MySpace.com - www.myspace.com/100082781
His Myspace: MySpace.com - Chris the Freak - 21 - Male - Ninety Six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/118833657
Favorite reply in that thread:
"I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God."
What the fuck kind of chain can support that thing? This shit needs to be on Modern Marvels
Maybe he developed permanent beer goggles. That "chick" is going fucking bald due to her horrible diet. I cannot imagine any reason for someone to consider marriage with her. It sounded like he knocked her up in the forum, but really, wouldn't you rather die before you let your family and friends know you had sex with her?
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
The little dude needs to come out of the closet and just admit that he's gay and that ManBearPig is his top.
I really dont like making fun of any one. But dam i cant hold back on this one. If that lady (i use that term loosely) turn and hit that guy, his head will go rolling down like a dam 5lb bowling ball. Just looking at that i feel sorry for this planet....
He seems really happy. Props to him. Also, I'd like some of what he's been smoking.
LOL Yeah. Only until some M.E tell the family the COD is asphyxiation. :twisted:
OMG...it made international news...
SpitsNieuws : Stelletje is mikpunt van spot
Here is the Google translated page:
Translated version of http://www.spitsnieuws.nl/archives/tech/2008/11/stelletje_is_mikpunt_van_spot.html
I wish I died before seeing that thread
Forever will I have ED
if any of you made to page 21, an epic reply
and heres my contribution, nothing but trouble, bobo and lil debull
"Wow"..................that is all.
Guys, NOBODY should ever have to settle for any of the women pictured above. Honestly, ugly is one thing, but fat of that magnitude just needs to get the fuck out of the gene pool. Back in the day girls like that would never have gotten a man and been able to reproduce, thus keeping our species healthy. SAY NO TO MORBIDLY OBESE WOMEN!
And the same goes for the ladies. If the guy can't see his penis from the rolls of fat hanging off his torso and legs, then you don't need to see it either.
wow.....i dont even have words for this one...
I had a feeling this is a fake story and I didn't make it to the quote above but if this quote is true then how'd he knock her up?
Either way, RIP my boner
damn.. all this can't be unseen!
Call me a heartless asshole, but I don't think clothes should be made over a certain size. Once you hit XXXL for example I think you should have to make your own or wear a potato sack. Look at those dresses... :vom:
chances are that they were made especially for them man!
And I wholeheartedly agree about your gene pool clean up opinion.
Havling a little fat or being chunky / a little fatty is okay in my book. But that much? They are a drain of public finances.
Oh man. The nightmares start now.
ummmmm...giant clit or small dick?
really? do we need to keep this up?
how do you have sex with that? seriously? some people need to be sterilized so they do not pass that fug on...