Ahoy, bitches! Ye be knowin' what day it be? Ye scurvy dog land lubbers best ne'er be usin' nay fancy talk today! Ye be speakin' pirate words, er me be sendin' ya down to Davy Jones' locker! Grab yer grog n' yer wench n' yo-ho-ho! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr matey. Weigh anchor, hoist the jib. Them thar wenches look better'n the blokes on this here ship. No more poppin glass eyeballs out fer a quicky skull fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...................